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By Adam
#183513
WAKING ON THE AIR

Aled Jones is the butt of many a joke on Chris Moyles' Breakfast Show. He's also the certifiably the loveliest homo on the airwaves.


For a gentlemen of a certain age, having such a name might carry a whole wealth of unfortunate connotation but, really, Aled Jones has done terribly well for himself so far, despite his unfortunate moniker. "God, I wanted to f**king hate that guy!" he says, with an unusually irate timbre, over a convoluted Starbucks mochachoccadoublechailatte thing, referring to the Walking in the Air choir boy and blighted amateur ballroom dancer (butch!) with whom he shares his tag. But I met him, and he's actually well nice." It'd be difficult to imagine this Aled Jones really disliking anyone, such is his instanly amiable nature.

The day we meet, after his first Attitude photo session (crystal ball: there will be more), Aled has just been promoted, putting an extra wee spring in his already spritely young lad's step. It will make no difference eon air. Whether he is Broadcast Assistant or Producer of the World on his contract, Aled will still, publicly, be the gay one in the Chris Moyles' posse, the most popular, notorious and frankly ace Radio 1 breakfast show since Chris Evans', all those many Britpopular aeons ago.

Fortunately for the nation, Aled doesn't mind being the gay one. Born and raised in Aberystwyth, the sleepy coastal epicentre of mid-Wales, he thought long and hard before letting his sexuality be known on air. "I understand that small town mentality, see" he says, reasonably. "My mum and dad run a cafe and when I came out they genuinely thought it might be bad for business, having a gay man in the gamily. It sounds ridiculous now, but this was almost 10 years ago."

It didn't do anything of the kind - Aled is a hugely likeable sort - but it did make Aled thing about sexuality and provinces when it came back to him during his by-then swishy London media-existence. "You know, it easy to forget this, living in London, but for a lot of people listening to Chris' show, they've never met a gay person before. I hat to think about what the implications were." So he decided to go for it, assuming the country was ready to hear funny little daytime-friendly anecdotes of boy-boy love thrown in as if by accident, at an early hour, with wrenching on its collective cornflakes. "Though when Chris first met I don’t think he knew quite how gay I was."

The Big boss genuinely shocked by Aled's moisturising techniques when they found themselves boltholed as a crew, in Portugal for last year's World Cup (butch! I mean, really!)

Part of Aled's decision to let his sexuality be gently uncovered - and in Moyles' occasionally heavy-handed world, this is very gently referencing - was gay domestic happiness. "For the first time on the show, all the posse have partners. I didn't want to be thought of as any different." He's very happy with his man, but is a little scared of jinxing it by saying so. "Honestly," he says, leaning in to double the effect, "the minute I start saying something's okay is usually the minute it goes wrong." A sentiment that will echo loudly in many a gay ear, surely.

Aled is a serial monogamist, though five months and several, um wood-touchings into this one, he is pretty sure it's Mr Right. "He's lovely," he says. Aw bless. As for cutting derision that become Moyles' signature tone, well, Aled thinks he gets the easier end of the stick compared to the other members of the crew. "Honestyle, I'd rather have the p*ss taken out of me for being gay than being Bald or coming from Kidderminster." Here, here young man. Keep your eyes open, people. A rosy future us a mere formality for this one. You'll be hearing a lot more for him.

Taken from this months Attitude Magazine.
By Jono
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Adam wrote:"My mum and dad run a cafe and when I came out they genuinely thought it might be bad for business, having a gay man in the gamily. It sounds ridiculous now, but this was almost 10 years ago."


They published the word 'gamily'?!

Nice article though.
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By pip1984_2k
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Adam wrote:
Portugal for last year's World Cup (butch! I mean, really!)



And I'm guessing they mean Euro 2004, not the World Cup
By Nicky
#183530
And they said "Honestyle" instead of honesty...
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By Quincy
#183532
lovliest homo!
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By Sidders
#183551
Nicky wrote:And they said "Honestyle" instead of honesty...

Ha, and you managed to mis-spell the correction. Muppet.
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By Adam
#183603
Okay - thanks for proof reading it for me.. I copied the article word for word, bound to be mistakes if you write it quickly.

Instead of commenting on the mistakes i've made - try posting about the article.
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By DemonHorse
#183605
Yeah I hate threads that just turn into a load of nitpicking on non-relevant minutae, don't you?
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By MK Chris
#183606
Hmm, it's been mentioned before but... You two have so much in common.
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By Lucie
#183608
The whole article's about his sexuality :!:
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By DemonHorse
#183609
Topher wrote:Hmm, it's been mentioned before but... You two have so much in common.


after the things that have been directed at me for little/no reason, you really think I care what certain people here think?
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By Quincy
#183610
yes its a truly wonderful article
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By Minnie the Minx
#183614
Well being in Attitude...

Its quite a sweet article at the end.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#183637
i just love the way they make it as camp as possible. i especially like the "wood-touching" line.
By Nicky
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Sidla wrote:
Nicky wrote:And they said "Honestyle" instead of honesty...

Ha, and you managed to mis-spell the correction. Muppet.


Yes, but i'm not doing it for a mass publication, where grammer and spelling is pretty important, am I?
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By Adam
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Image

Clicky.
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By fish heads
#183679
DemonHorse wrote:after the things that have been directed at me for little/no reason, you really think I care what certain people here think?


No offence, but the way you go off at people sometimes, I certainly think you care what people think - otherwise you'd just let it go with no comment.
By Jono
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Adam wrote:Image

Clicky.


Wow good photo, I'd be very impressed with that
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By DemonHorse
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fish heads wrote:
DemonHorse wrote:after the things that have been directed at me for little/no reason, you really think I care what certain people here think?


No offence, but the way you go off at people sometimes, I certainly think you care what people think - otherwise you'd just let it go with no comment.


No offence, but it's funny how people can get preachy like that, telling me to let it slide, and then fail to let MY reactions slide themselves... oh yes I love hypocrisy. :roll:
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By fish heads
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You complain when people give you a hard time then I try and help you with a bit of advice. I can understand why you get angry sometimes, but no need to throw help (or as close as it comes to that on here) back in people's faces
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By DemonHorse
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that was not my intent, I am just making a point about certain members on here who tell me to not do something, then go do that same thing themselves. If they followed their own advice they wouldn't react either.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#183689
get over yourself this thread isn't about you.

Aled must perfect that stubble...
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By DemonHorse
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where do I say it was? It's other people that won't let it lie and keep bugging me about things that happened a week ago now.


back on Topic....
stubble or shave, which would suit Aled better?
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By Uglybob
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stubble would make him less like angus deayton