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If bananas were circular could you eat one without feeling stupid?

yes, of couse, why would it make any difference?
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No, i wouldn't know how to grab it and I would look silly
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yes, especially off a mans wotsit
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no, especially not off a mans wotsit
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By fish heads
#179183
Waits for someone to make crap Gwen Stefani pun/joke
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By Quincy
#179185
i dont like bananas as they are and this suggested change of shape would not make me reconsider
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By Ste
#179188
How would they hang in bunches also would be rather strange to peel.
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By seanbhoy
#179229
Ste wrote:would be rather strange to peel.


Surely similar to an orange?
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By Sidders
#179248
Well no, because they would have a hole in the middle surely. It would be like the fruit with the hole.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179304
yeah hence the ability to eat it off a mans wotsit.
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By Quincy
#179308
doughnut shaped bananas would go down well with the kids
By Fathomer
#179318
................donut
Last edited by Fathomer on Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By fish heads
#179319
Edit that you stupid Kn*b
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179320
*applause*

couldnt have put it better meself.
By Jono
#179325
And he even gave kn*b a capital K
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179401
i think it was well deserved.
By MC
#179472
Image

bananas.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179475
not round though are they? tommy lee looks like he could win a gurning contest.
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By Betti911
#179499
I've just opened an orange and its squirted all over my white top... should have stuck with a banana.
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By Sidders
#179505
At least it will smell nice. Might attract the wasps though.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179581
Betti911 wrote:I've just opened an orange and its squirted all over my white top... should have stuck with a banana.


are you in work? i dont eat stuff that can fall down my shirt at work for that reason.. look like a pillock.
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By Quincy
#179613
im suprised, and somewhat dissapointed at the lack if innuendos (cant spell it sorry) concerning the "squited all over my top" remark
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179614
because some of us aren't so uncouth mr quincy. plus im 99% certain betti is a minger.
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By Quincy
#179617
didnt you see her picture?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179619
no, was there a picture?
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By Quincy
#179620
yup. in a kind of 'ill show you mine if you show me yours stylee'
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179623
i take it i am right then.
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By Quincy
#179624
not bad if im being honest. lovely knockers