[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Which may have been told before but momentarily raised a smile on a very crappy day:

Girlfriend says to boyfriend "How do you spell paedophilia?" Boyfriend says "I don't know and thats a very big word for a 8 year old"

[Uglybob]

how old is the boyfriend, he could be 6

[Betti911]

It is indeed a crappy day here.... the kind of day you wish you didn't bother to get up.

[Sidders]

Same here, I feel really shit today even though my life is looking up recently. Think it's to do with seeing my potential girlfriend in the pub with another bloke last night.

But anyway, just to fill you in if you care or not, I start a new job soon, have another job interview today, and I am buying a new car at the weekend. Finally my life feels like it's going somewhere. Just pissed off about the love life situation, but it was bound to happen sooner or later. Just wish I could find out who this dweeb is.

[Quincy]

get the dweeb.

i was having a good time, got 2 job interviews this week, its my 21st on sunday then i go on holiday but ive just found out my mum has got hepatitis A and has to go in hospital and shes really scared.

[MK Chris]

Just cos she's gone for a drink with a mate who happens to be male doesn't mean he's going to knob her does it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

be fair though if shes even half-decent looking he will be thinking it.

[Quincy]

hes probably thinking with the competition so bad he can do a guvnor on her

[Betti911]

Thats really good that things are looking up for you Sidla and I'm sorry about your Mum Quincy. I hope she will be okay.

Sidla this girl doesn't even know that you like her so maybe thats why she's dating other guys. I always think you have to be happy with yourself before you start dating someone so maybe its best to leave it Sidla and get the rest of your life organised like you are doing. After that you'll def have the confidence to ask her out

Things aren't working out very well for me at the moment. Have just got my excess bill back at £300 from my car accident and have to put it on my ever expanding visa card bill as haven't got the money this month to pay it. Also a wee bit scared to drive my car again after the bad accident

[Sidders]

Sidla this girl doesn't even know that you like her so maybe thats why she's dating other guys. I always think you have to be happy with yourself before you start dating someone so maybe its best to leave it Sidla and get the rest of your life organised like you are doing. After that you'll def have the confidence to ask her out

Maybe you're right. To be honest, I don't know for certain that they are an item yet, I've not seen them kissing or holding hands or anything lovey-dovey like that. Just that I have seen them together on a number of occasions now, and I think there may be more to it. I will try and get clarification.

Anyway, maybe it's time I moved on, I'm not going to find anyone else if I'm holding out for something that isn't going to happen.

I feel a bit better this afternoon, having just put a deposit on my new car.

[Quincy]

just do the guvnor on some other bird

[Betti911]

Usually you find someone when you least expect it Sidla. Thats what happened to me and now I'm really happy with Gus.

Quincy have you been watching too much 'Bad Girls' ?

[Quincy]

the guvnor is nothing to do with bad girls betti. its not the knid of thing a woman would like so i wont say what it is

[Betti911]

I know what it is Was just on the wind up

A friend gave me a viz profanasorous. Has anyone got one of those? V good for more dirty words. Not that I ever use any of them

[Sidders]

Tell me what it means already...?

[Quincy]

he could aslo try the rodeo or the spiderman

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I feel a bit better this afternoon, having just put a deposit on my new car.

i like my car but i would never go that far.

[MK Chris]

I need a new car. If anyone has a cheap old car they're willing to flog and it ain't in bad nick, let me know..

[DemonHorse]

Sidla this girl doesn't even know that you like her so maybe thats why she's dating other guys. I always think you have to be happy with yourself before you start dating someone so maybe its best to leave it Sidla and get the rest of your life organised like you are doing. After that you'll def have the confidence to ask her out

Maybe you're right. To be honest, I don't know for certain that they are an item yet, I've not seen them kissing or holding hands or anything lovey-dovey like that. Just that I have seen them together on a number of occasions now, and I think there may be more to it. I will try and get clarification.

This is a very good idea... to make certain, either way.

Same type of thing happens to me all the time, people see me with female friends and automatically assume I'm bonking them for some reason, and in some cases I admit I wish I was, but it's just that they seem to enjoy my company as a friend too (f**k knows why:P).
Maybe it happens a lot more and to more people than I thought.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i managed to bump the kerb this morning as i was driving to work. havent done that since i was learning... no damage though

[Betti911]

I got my car back yesterday and its really difficult to drive now compared to the hire car I've been using for the past few months.

Re boy girls friendships do people think its possible for a boy and and girl to be friends without sex getting in the way?

[Sidders]

Yes it is.

I havn't driven for over 3 years, I'm slightly worried I'm going to have forgotten how.

[MK Chris]

Nah, it's like riding a bike - it might feel weird at first but you'll be ok (mind you if you were a crap driver in the first place you'll still be crap.)

[Sidders]

That's what my mum said. I'm going to be nervous when I pick it up tomorrow though.

[Quincy]

dont worry just plough into a ditch