[Morals]

Apologies if this has already been posted

1.Start at your local Railway Station
2. Catch train to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Turn left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
7. Turn left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - followfor 29.2 miles
9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward " Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles....................................................
18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"



Now that's the way to sodding Amarillo so please please can everyone stop singing the damn song!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah thats consigned to the past with chavs now. its all about the crazy frog.