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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156119
A succession of ropey birds he has sh*gged but Jenni Falconer? he has no right.


Ropey Birds:
Sara Cox
Sophie Dahl
Davina McCall
Kirsty Gallagher.
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By DemonHorse
#156125
I like Kirsty Gallagher, but apart from that, I agree, couldda picked better. Thyre all ropey or gobby apart from her it seems... a connection there?
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By Mcqueen_
#156126
He talks like Dan from Big Brother.
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By Sidders
#156132
Sophie Dahl's quite fit.
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By Quincy
#156134
kirsty aint ropey, shes a hardcore honey.

collymore could have been such a good player.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156135
bigger shock though - Jason McAteer an Donna Air. Thats like me going out with Heidi Klum.
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By Quincy
#156137
when Jason McAteer locked himself out of his car someone said they could open the door with a coathanger so he went of and fetched a wooden one. hes clearly an intelligent man.
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By DemonHorse
#156139
...just like Beckham and so many of todays footballers.

e.g Beckham wanted to Christen Brooklyn, but he didn't know into which religion.
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By Quincy
#156155
the only exeptions to the rule are gareth southgate, graeme le saux and zinedine zidane.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156164
Yeah that pizza ad - highly intelligent. Southgate is a smug t*t, Le Saux never seems interested in football when he talks about it.
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By Quincy
#156166
thats because he likes boys
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156178
Quincy stop being a berk. Portsmouth not mentioned much lately... hmmm.
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By pip1984_2k
#156186
Kirsty Gallagher is a babe!
Davina wasnt that bad either b4 she had kids
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By Quincy
#156220
im not happy with the performance of andy gritthin one bit. hes an absolutley rubbish player. the whole team was abysmal.
By Lew
#156299
Lay off Stan Collymore he's a legend
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156312
Sh*gging two birds while in the priory... classy. You got to laugh at it.
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By pip1984_2k
#156320
Lewis wrote:Lay off Stan Collymore he's a legend


Liverpool fan?
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By tombugler
#156321
Davina Mcall..... I would
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#156329
pip1984_2k wrote:
Lewis wrote:Lay off Stan Collymore he's a legend


Liverpool fan?


Ha i'd think not.
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By Quincy
#156334
tombugler wrote:Davina Mcall..... I would


not after shes had all those kids.

i didnt know she used to be a smack head
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By Sidders
#156341
Legend my arse. He could have been good for us if O'Neil hadn't left.
By Lew
#156358
pip1984_2k wrote:
Lewis wrote:Lay off Stan Collymore he's a legend


Liverpool fan?


no. i'm a supporter of the only club where Stan Collymore is considered a legend
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By Splodge
#156397
Lewis wrote: no. i'm a supporter of the only club where Stan Collymore is considered a legend


Real Oviedo?
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By pip1984_2k
#156528
Has anyone saw the farm on channel 5?

Lol last nite he tried to chop a piece of wood and chopped into his finger
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By Quincy
#156530
no i aint watched it, has he tried to pork any of the birds yet?