[Guest]

he's accidently called mickey mouse a "**** ", ridden the rock'n'roller coaster (featuring aerosmith  :) ), watched two days of full on rain go by in miami folllowed by a nearby shoot-out featuring proper **** off guns, but he's back.<P>nice to see that every mother hubbard under the sun has been posting numerous lengthy, humorous, and genereally nice posts while i've been away so that i've got **** loads of reading to do  :)<P>just seen dr on realplayer. good stuff. <P>favourite part : mrs sheldon => "i don't really know what he does on the internet. . .ermm. .i think he just builds websites.. . err" <P>- yeah right you filthy porn monger. bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed.  :)<P>so what the ****'s been going on in the past two weeks, if anybody'd care to inform me?<P>cheers<br>

[the_dr]

COME ON!<P>Very good to see you back. I will now have somebody else to chat to into the wee hours while zoo'ing.<P>Thanks for the comments on the show - I thought the funniest bit was 'sheperds pie?'  :)<P>Major Moyles event - Wogan vs Moyles & Cox.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

Welcome back Monkey.  Enjoy your reading!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i just finished eating sheperds pie about 5 minutes ago.

[Stickyspanner]

Whats the shepherd going to say when he finds out u ate his pie!!!<P>He`ll tell you to get the flock outta his kitchen  :) <P>Hehehehe (sheep joke there - to keep Stevo amused!)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

you could make a book full of sheep jokes and make millions!

[Guest]

it'd sell really baaaaaadly<P><br>- oh dear. shouldn't start this.  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif">  :)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i can't think of any sheep jokes.

[Guest]

ewe should be able to. it's not difficult.

[Stickyspanner]

Come on Poppy - dont pull the wool over our eyes - ewe must know some sheep jokes!!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

lol, ok...um...nope, i can't think of any!

[the_dr]

Don't have a cow. Man!<br>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAAHAHAAH<P>Just to think - all this from two words my mum said :0<P>the_dr

[Guest]

Bullocks