[Wannabe_Mrs_Moyles (Guest]

Vote Conservative!!<br>Vote to save the pound!!<br>Vote for lower taxes!!<br>Vote for no more tuition fees!!<P>Moyles voted Tory last time, didn't he??<br>Or was that Chris Patten?<P>...My cat sometimes pees in the living room & it makes my dad really angry..

[hero_of_the_h0m0]

Mrs Moyles,<br>I presume you are joking.<br>Or if you are not joking - have you considered some form of psycholigical treatment ?

[Guest]

As Moylesworld Political Corrsepondent I think that the new cabinet will look like this<br>5 bits of wood and a small door (optional. #<br>Used to store things in.

[Guest]

lol<P>Vote for some strange obscure party that nobody has heard of - then you are allowed to moan when your party doesnt get in! The perfect solution.<P><br>Besides, it doesnt matter who you vote for, the government always gets in. <p>[This message has been edited by Hells Angel (edited 07 June 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

I DIDN'T START THIS THREAD!! THAT'S NOT MY LOGIN NAME!! IT'S NOT ME!

[Tom_Murphy]

it wasn't me

[Uglybob]

i was really disappointed to see no natural law party candidates, they use yoga. they dont stand for election they float

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

WILL THE SAD ****ER WHO IS POSTING UNDER MY NAME PLEASE STOP IT!

[Tom_Murphy]

there was an independent candidate up for the councillor elections in my constituency - his name is arthur pendragon and firmly believes he is a direct descendent of King Arthur. he has been arrested 7 times for carrying a dangerous weapon - a 5ft sword which he believes was given to him by the lady of the lake. He has never been charged though because of his religious beliefs.<P>And guess who i voted for!  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif">

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

an i bet he was still more credible than the tory candidate.

[Tom_Murphy]

boom boom *cymbal crash*<P><br>the comedy punchline at it's best.

[the_dr]

In Oldham there was a BNP candidate who got 16% of the vote. Guess who I voted for? Thats right - I'm not eligable to vote yet.<P>the_dr