[Zoot]

From the Poet John Hegley:

There once was a martian from space
Who entered a four legged race
He wasn't very fast
Infact he came last
Because he was a bag of oven ready chips.

[Zoot]

Its not much of a planet
that everybody leaves
There is not alot of faith about but I am someone
who believes
that what we need without a doubt
is more of Jimmy Greaves.
The more I get of Greaveie, the more my life achieves
So give me more of Greavsie
Give me more of Jimmy Greaves

Imagine Jimmy's picture in every picture frame
Imagine every religion brazing Jimmy's name
The world is just a candle and Jimmy Greaves in the flame
I want you Jimmy Jimmy

[Ballbag]

I drew a goldfish,
Oh wet pen.

[Andy B]

Andy'd bored at work
I really wish it would all
just end right now.

[Vivienne]

Tonight I'll have a cheesecake,
With a big chocolate flake,
Ill add a pair,
Sit in a chair,
No-one will see me there.