[foot-loose]

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm





I tell you - there are some wrong wrong people out there.

[unclejoesmintballs]

ive just read that my self and was about to post it. And yes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh pretty much covers it lol

[MK Chris]

Yeah, I read that yesterday. Nice woman.

[Ballbag]

It's weird how this happens on the BBC web-site, this story is 2 years old, and suddenly for some reason it's the "most e-mailed" story. Very queer.

[foot-loose]

I never even noticed that.

Odd.

[Ballbag]

Obviously that means that in a few months she'll have finished her 2 and a half year sentence and will be let loose on the street........... I am particularly afraid.

[Zoot]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

After all that she spits instead of swallows....

[Vivienne]

It all sounds v. painful.

[foot-loose]

To be honest, she would have a few problems trying to bit yours off!

Maybe "slowly gnaw" them off.

[MK Chris]

It's weird how this happens on the BBC web-site, this story is 2 years old, and suddenly for some reason it's the "most e-mailed" story. Very queer.

I think it's down to the introduction of the "Also in the news" section, which has archived odd stories, that's how the python swallowing an alligator story resurfaced.

[Yudster]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

After all that she spits instead of swallows....

Neat.

[foot-loose]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

After all that she spits instead of swallows....

Neat.

As in "not diluted"?

[Yudster]

No, as in cliched Americanism. Apologies.

[Zoot]

Well someone was bound to do it, so I thought I'd get in before Footy did, cause frankly, he gets all the funny's on here, and I'm sick of it.

*Goes into a humph and goes and sits in the corner*

[Zoot]

Thank you lottie, very kind of you to say.
Still in a sulk though.
Ooh look, a peanut!

[foot-loose]

Well someone was bound to do it, so I thought I'd get in before Footy did, cause frankly, he gets all the funny's on here, and I'm sick of it.

*Goes into a humph and goes and sits in the corner*

Awwww

A few points - I never saw that one, so you are welcome to it. And congratulations!

It may have been worthy of a "whaaaay" if I had read your reply before I saw Yudsters.

Also, I knew what Yuds meant, I was only taking it a step further...

(how do you "go in a humph"? Surely that is a noise? Go in a huff maybe, but a humph?)

[Zoot]

I'll get into a Humph if i want to, its my party!

[foot-loose]

"...and i'll humph if I want to?"

You would need to make sure you spell that right!

[Yudster]

As long as you can manage to get out again, We don't want any accidents. There'll be tears before bedtime.......

[Longview01]

The fact someone handed that back to him saying "thats your's" seriously makes me laugh lol