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I'm English and I want a poo

I'm Scottish and I'm sending a poo
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This isn't Racist, but it's not funny either
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This is racist!
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This is very Funny
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Does this come with its own Hunney?
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#276699
I'm an Englishman, but I think this is funny.
What do you think?

Sky News wrote:A Scottish company has been slammed for inviting customers to "send a poo" to an Englishman on St George's Day.
But members of the English Democrats Party, said: "The company's website says they will not send this so-called 'practical joke' if the message is deemed threatening, racist, homophobic, or displays religious bigotry.
"It appears to me to be threatening, possibly racist and without question bigoted. It's certainly offensive and possibly an offence."


read the whole story here; http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1258062,00.html

http://www.postapoo.com/
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By Zoot
#276701
Is Boboff scottish? Cause he posted this in the fudge packing thread -

cool a thread about my fudge, I drunkenly promise to send fudge samples to all 1000 plus posters who trust me with their address !


Its all clear now!!!!
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By blugun
#276715
The Krankies have been doing it for years just without the envelopes. :lol:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#276733
I fail to see the thing that is specifically English about a poo though you need something better... like... er a... dunno.
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By kendra k
#276737
i don't get it.
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By foot-loose
#276738
hahaha

I would laugh no matter where this was aimed though.

(But the fact that its Scotland vs England makes it better :D)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#276739
kendra k wrote:i don't get it.


The british (lets batch us all together with this) do have an obsession with toilet behaviour. I have a terrible poo related tale from today but I really cant share it as I would be sick thinking about it again.
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By foot-loose
#276741
oh go on

you know your going to!
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By Zoot
#276742
Does it involve klingons?
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By Yudster
#276757
Scrape 'em off, Jim!
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By DemonHorse
#276763
*holds head and rocks to and fro*

I cannae take nae more....
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By Yudster
#276910
Oooh, obviously Demonhorse just got transported through a rip in the time-space continuum and is now Scottish!
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By Boboff
#276917
Zoot wrote:Is Boboff scottish? Cause he posted this in the fudge packing thread -

cool a thread about my fudge, I drunkenly promise to send fudge samples to all 1000 plus posters who trust me with their address !


Its all clear now!!!!



Absolutely not, I am however Cornish, and on that basis would float a log down the Tamar to my English Neighbours any time they would like one, and in fact after a recent ceptic tank episode, I may well have done !

I think recieving a Turd in the post would be rather disconcerting to say the least.

My Kurdish employees insist on standing on the loo seat and taking a jug of water in with them, this leaves the seat dirty and the floor wet, so if you are in a hurry you get size 9 trainer prints on your arse and and the crutch of your trowsers in Toilet Floor water, it's all rather embarrasing especially when I am in my fawn coloured jogging bottoms and going comando!
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By DemonHorse
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Yudster wrote:Oooh, obviously Demonhorse just got transported through a rip in the time-space continuum and is now Scottish!


It was a spacial anomaly that turned me into Scotty for a moment.
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By Yudster
#276932
Very good point.
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By DemonHorse
#276985
I don't think it's racism, but I don't think it's funny either.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#277003
wow theres an option just for you!
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By DemonHorse
#277061
Well observed aren't you...