[princesschickenbelly]

I will let a surgeon use me as a guinea pig to make me as perfect as
he believes (for free) so he can unviel me to the world etc as his
greatest creation. Giving him and his practice the best publicity
money can buy.

[Zoot]

You know what they say about first impressions?
You're strange...

[DemonHorse]

I can't decide if this is spam or not?

[Zoot]

I don't think so, even the email address is legit, just a bit weird...
She's probably posting on loads and loads of forums wanting a reply.

[MK Chris]

So therefore spam...

[Yudster]

Guinea pigs are actually really hard to operate on. They are incredibly sensitive to anaesthetic, and have a distressing tendancy to die from that rather than whatever it was they needed the surgery for in the first place. So a lot of vets won't do much with guinea pigs, if a cure would have to involve an anaesthetic, they tend to just recommend euthanasia.

Well its more interesting than the real topic.

[Zoot]

Guinea pigs are actually really hard to operate on. They are incredibly sensitive to anaesthetic, and have a distressing tendancy to die from that rather than whatever it was they needed the surgery for in the first place. So a lot of vets won't do much with guinea pigs, if a cure would have to involve an anaesthetic, they tend to just recommend euthanasia.

Well its more interesting than the real topic.

*applauds Yeddy*

[Yudster]

*bows and curtseys*

[pinkysibbs]

what a fruitcake!

[kendra k]

quite. i thought this was about guinea pigs. speaking of which...

isn't mine cute?

[foot-loose]

Aww - how is the clothes wearing thing going? Does she still wear the trousers?

[kendra k]

she isn't terribly fond of clothing and i've been too busy to try. this weekend i hope to get her a new cage liner, blue, and maybe some new toys.

[foot-loose]

My sisters guinea pig had a lead. She used to take it for walks.

The dog wasn't a huge supporter of this idea.

[Walter Sobchak]

Are you one of thos on the egg card adverts, Princesschickenbelly?
I was wondering how long before one of you would come on here, although I never see a radio in your little world!
Tell me, what do OS do those little computers you use operate with?
And do you buy them frare they made by Tiny Computers?

[Walter Sobchak]

Oh for crying out loud, and I havent touched a drop, honest

Tell me, what OS do those little computers you use operate with?
And are they made by Tiny Computers?

[princesschickenbelly]

No it's not spam...I have only posted it on this site and google and i'm completely serious.

I'm not a fruit cake i'm a regular woman that wants plastic surgery just like any other person and I can't afford the full body makeover that I need/want.

No jokes, no fakery, no spam.

[kendra k]

i'm an "other person" and i'm getting plastic surgery. not really glamorous though.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I want a new index finger. mine is bent.

[Nicola_Red]

I'm thinking that there might be better ways to go about trying to achieve the aim of a free full body makeover than posting the request on a radio show fansite. Like those tv shows...extreme makeover or whatever they're called. Interesting also the use of the phrase "need/want"...which is it, really? I'd quite like the bump in my nose straightened, but I'm under no illusions that I actually "need" it. When I had my leg lengthened, tho...that was a bit more like necessary surgery.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

how did they lengthen your leg? Did they cut it off and stick like a layer of doner meat in like you see in Kebab shops?

[foot-loose]

a layer of doner meat in like you see in Kebab shops?

Surely thats a contradiction in terms?

[DemonHorse]

a layer of doner meat in like you see in Kebab shops?

Surely thats a contradiction in terms?

Maybe but it's hardly up there with military intelligence is it?

[MK Chris]

It still tastes good, meat or not.

[DemonHorse]

Only when you're drunk. Has anyone ever ordered a kebab while they were still sober?

[Zoot]

They don't let you in if your Sober, incase you spot something!