[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. People who explain their jokes.
2. People who drool when asleep on trains.
3. People who are jolly in a morning.
4. People who do that stupid waving their hand thing when others are smoking.
5. People who are on a diet.

Also why does Fran Healey now look like Midge Ure?

[Chongster]

People who you just can't prove wrong when you know you're 1000% right.
People who wear jeans that are as tight as their legs i.e. Emos.
People who leave things to soak in the sink so long that flowers start to grow on the water i.e. my housemate.
People who ask you for 5p in the street to make a 'phone call'

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ohh that first one is good.

[Chongster]

Eugh, that one is especailly true with this dumb ass I went to college with when we brought up that thing where evian is naive backwards, but she was completely convicned that evian was spelt evion and thus it didnt work, we had to get a bottle of it in to prove her wrong to which she said they must have changed it. So infuriating.

[Yudster]

1. People who think that just because you go running you only want to talk about trainers
2. People who think that just because you have a small child all you want to talk about is children
3. People who try to sympathise with the phrase "I can't imagine how...." - yes you can, go on, try, thats what your imagination is for.

I'm sure there are more.

[MK Chris]

3. People who are jolly in a morning.

There's someone like that who fills up the vending machine at work. By 11 it's not so bad but if you see him before then, you just want to throttle the bastard.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

1. People who go on and on and on and on about some tv show or some obsession of theirs ( especially annoying in you've no idea what they're talking about)
2. People who boast all the time.
3. People who sneeze on you.
4. People who complain all the time

there are lots more....

[foot-loose]

1) People who use the phrase "Im telling you this as a friend" or "I like him as a friend".
2) People who use disabled spaces who dont need them.
3) People who tell you what happens in a book or a television programme even when they know that you don't want to know the ending.
4) Anyone who thinks that BT is a customer friendly company.

[Ballbag]

a) People who make lists, especially if they list them a) b) c) etc...... it's 1) 2) 3).
b) People who generalise people
c) People who dislike other people
d) People who go on forums
e) People who go on about their rude bits, we don't need to know that

[Walter Sobchak]

a) people that choose certain types then think that all other people of that sex are the same.
b) people that can't accept that I have custody of the kids despite being a man (directed at CSA!)
C) people that get really close to you when they're talking to (at) you
d) people that fart in an enclosed space then say something like "Corrrr! smell that! that'll put hairs on your chest"

[MK Chris]

C) people that get really close to you when they're talking to (at) you

That's a good one.

[foot-loose]

People that have incredibly bad breath but never do anything about it! I now buy a packet of chewing gum for a guy that i occasionally have to work with and feed it to him at regular intervals throughout the day.

[Boboff]

people who leave lights on, especially in the ensuite shower room in my house
people who leave rubbish in carrier bags by the back door, and never move it
people who eat all the crumpets I bought, for the purpose of having on Sunday, only to find when the day arrived they are gone
people who take 2o minutes in the Bath Room, when I want a wee
people who leave about 25 pieces of clothes on the blanket box at the foot of the bed instead of putting it in the wash

[Sidders]

People who fancy you when you're not even remotely interested in them. I'm getting a taste of my own medicine from this one.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4240579.stm

We have a bloke at work who coughs right behind you to announce he is there but its a real evil cough with flem. wrong.

[Sidders]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4240579.stm

Seen that already. I hate love, it's the crappest emotion ever. Now there's this girl who likes me and keeps ringing me and texting me to ask me if I'll go for a drink with her and I'm totally not interested. I can totally sympathise with how this girl feels, but now I'm starting to see what the girl I fancy thinks of me, and how I'm totally screwed about ever having a chance with her.

[Yudster]

Karma.

[foot-loose]

Chicken?

[Ballbag]

Chameleon?

[foot-loose]

oh - a good sideways manouver there baggie.

I don't think I can give you a comeback!

oh, wait, i'll go for a slightly more obscure one...

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[Vivienne]

1. Rude people.
2. Snobbish people.

[DemonHorse]

Karma.

Never let it run over your Dogma [/simon may off of years ago]

[DemonHorse]

*mayo

[Yudster]

[/simon may off of years ago]

Away with you and your Mills-ish affectations! Really Demonhorse, what will you come out with next - all right treacle?!!!

[DemonHorse]

how about just a G'mornin?