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By Walter Sobchak
#273927
After reading though some of the latest posts, I noticed a few cases of threadjacking (of which I am also guilty especially here)
As I am sat here on my computer, off work (sickie) getting bored, I am also looking at a planning form the council sent me (I want to put in a driveway),
one part of the description details 'Change of Use' so......

I wondered what if chrismoyles.net was run by bureaucrats.......


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p.s; Im off work on a sickie, and bored
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By Yudster
#273929
I like how you left the bit about pruning and felling trees in there, adds to the surrealism!
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By Zoot
#273931
You realise it would be ironic to hijack this thread?
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By Yudster
#273933
Ooooh, shall we talk about irony?!
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By Zoot
#273934
It's like Raaaaain, on your wedding day!
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By Walter Sobchak
#273935
Yudster wrote:I like how you left the bit about pruning and felling trees in there, adds to the surrealism!


8)

Zoot wrote:You realise it would be ironic to hijack this thread?


Yes, but how delightful!
By Ballbag
#273939
One thing that annoys me about that song when it was played ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY at the time, everyone always said "that song's called Ironic, but nothing in it is Ironic, rain on your wedding day is just bad luck, so is crashing in a plane, it's so stupid."

Oh the irony of having a song called Ironic, with nothing ironic in the lyrics.
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By Yudster
#273940
Irony is something which is often thrown away on people. I used to have a bin for irony. I should get it out again.
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By Zoot
#273941
It's a free ride, when you've already paid..
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By Yudster
#273942
Surely if you've already paid it can't possibly be a free ride?
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By Zoot
#273943
It's the good advice, you just didn't take!
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By Yudster
#273944
Before you say it, I don't drink Chardonnay............
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By Zoot
#273945
Just as well Really Yudders, 'cause there's a black fly in it...
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By Zoot
#273950
The line from 'Ironic' goes "there's a black Fly in your chardonnay"
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By DemonHorse
#273960
Is it ironic that none of the things in the song are actually ironic?
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By Yudster
#273969
*Waits for Baggie (and others* to point out that this has already been covered.....*
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By DemonHorse
#273974
OK i just skimmed that post... D'oh
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#274057
wouldnt need to be bureaucratic if it wasn't for the thickos.

*Stands up for the bureaucrats*
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By Yudster
#274081
Thank you. Says the person working for Defra...........
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By Walter Sobchak
#274301
We all stand up for the bureaucrats, bloody queues! :P
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#274312
No queues in my office. We dont let the plebs in.
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By Yudster
#274414
Closed office policy, its the only way.
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By Walter Sobchak
#274438
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:No queues in my office. We dont let the plebs in.


liking your style :lol:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#274456
its best for the general public that they don't talk to me.