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By Yudster
#271777
Someone emailed this to me at work, give it a go.

Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine, be honest, and tell us. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

For the record, my total was £305.10. I have no idea whether this is bad or good!


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
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By Yudster
#271779
Blimey, I think when I was 16 I'd have been at about 10p! But that was a long time ago, a lot of the things on that list hadn't even been invented then!
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By Skinny Puppy
#271782
515.60!!

From your amount Yudster, you have never peed in the pool, rubbish!!!

I am a very naughty Puppy!
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By Yudster
#271783
Actually, I haven't - but how did you work that out? And have you worked out what I actually HAVE done? I hope not....!
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By foot-loose
#271784
£270.50

Although I disagree with some of the things I can get fined about!

Yudster wrote:For the record, my total was £305.10. I have no idea whether this is bad or good!


we wait and see what BFB gets, then we compare! :wink:
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By Chongster
#271799
£310.60 was mine, good times.
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By Skinny Puppy
#271804
Yudster wrote:Actually, I haven't - but how did you work that out? And have you worked out what I actually HAVE done? I hope not....!


The only amounts that are less than a pound are 50p for peeing in the pool and 10p for Kissing strangers. So if your amount is XXX.60 you have peed and kissed!!

As for whatever else you have done, I believe that the list doesn't adequately cover your peculiar perversions :oops: :wink:
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By Yudster
#271808
Well, there are a few notable omissions from that list I thought - but then I didn't write it.
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By Zoot
#271815
Skinny Puppy wrote:
Yudster wrote:Actually, I haven't - but how did you work that out? And have you worked out what I actually HAVE done? I hope not....!

So if your amount is XXX.60 you have peed and kissed!!
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At the same time????
By pinkysibbs
#271838
£415 im such a good girl!
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By kendra k
#271844
£225.00. you all disgust me.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#271847
take off about £100 to get the real scores im sure. I assume my tellytubby Po counts as using toys while having sex?
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By Sidders
#271850
£205.50. I'm sure everyone can pretty much guess what I have and haven't been fined for, especially Kendra.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#271852
Is beastility up there?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#271854
I can't spell the bastard thing.
By Ballbag
#271881
£530.60

However that is operating on a "1 fine per offence" rule. If it was a fine each time you did it, that figure would be astonomocal, and I don't have the time nor patience, nor memory to work that out.
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By DemonHorse
#271883
If this is the same one I got on Myspace, My fine is £630.60
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By Boboff
#271891
£460.60. I thought I was doing well to start with but the bill kept rising the further you went along ( I assume that it's each time you have masturbated is 10p, if not then the total is 10p)
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By Zoot
#271905
£275.10
By Ballbag
#271907
I think there should be a bonus system for "doubling up" on offences.

Cheating on your partner, with their best friend, who is of the same sex, in your mothers bed whilst high on acid.

I'd have thought that that was worth something special.

If one were to do it of course....... ahem.
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By DemonHorse
#271910
that'd probably put me over the £1000 mark.... ooo-errr
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By MK Chris
#271916
£240.60. Quite tame by comparison.