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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266013
So thats 2 grams of coke and how much skunk?
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By foot-loose
#266015
so far suggested:

"Hello? No, im in the hospital. No, its sh*t!"
"Hi, its Chris Tarrent here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" "balls!
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By DemonHorse
#266016
Mini-me HATED the outfit Dr Evil bought for his birthday.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266017
... and she said "i just cant get the image of Dave Pearce from my mind"
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By DemonHorse
#266018
"One Miiiiiiiiiiiilion dollars"
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266019
"Jade Goodys baby had Trotters for arms and rabbits ears"
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By DemonHorse
#266020
"You ain't seen me, right"
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By foot-loose
#266021
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:"Jade Goodys baby had Trotters for arms and rabbits ears"


:lol:

thats my mates neice in the photo, I can't use that!

Keep em coming though!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#266022
"yeah its f*cking white.. I know... brown and yellow stains everywhere within minutes... what? yeah it has a hood you'll never guess what else... f*cking rabbit ears... I'm not sh*tting you they must have been expecting a f*cking bunny... god knows they let any thick f*cks have babies these days... yeah a chip directly in my hand... hang on a second its a tunnel... f*ck no they aren't putting me back you daft tw*t... anyway I better go they probably have some trousers with a bloody tail... how old do I have to be before I can divorce them?"
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By foot-loose
#266023
:lol: ^^^

"its raining in teletubby land"
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By DemonHorse
#266025
"You think it looks cute huh Lady? then why don't YOU wear it!!!"