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Fart gags funny or not?

funny
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63%
dull
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38%
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By Quincy
#261539
hi this is chris. i find this funny would you please appear on my show and be famous and become a star?
By Ballbag
#261542
What cases would they be then soupercan?
By soupercan
#261543
Well like all good Coroners I would need his help to track down living people, many of my cases involve attending dark bars chatting to big haired beauties. Some of the jobs may involve him sleeping with them.
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By Quincy
#261546
i do get up to some incredible adventures though.
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By Boboff
#261557
Any one for a game of rugby on Saturday ?


Apparently Ipswitch are a bit short on Hookers this week ( you play inbetween the props, and hook the ball out the Scrum to the lock at the back
By Ballbag
#261558
Oh Boboff..... there goes the neighbourhood.
By Ballbag
#261560
Phew........ we're aloud to like the joke. Well done Boboff.
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By Quincy
#261570
woah not heard that one yet
By Ballbag
#261587
Oh..... sorry. Ok.......er, yeah I don't think it's funny either.


(phew)
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By Boboff
#261588
Fowler wrote:
boboff wrote:Any one for a game of rugby on Saturday ?


Apparently Ipswitch are a bit short on Hookers this week ( you play inbetween the props, and hook the ball out the Scrum to the lock at the back
Very funny!!!!


No offence intended, appreciate if you live their it's completely no laughing matter !
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By Yudster
#261590
But seeing as how you asked, yes, fart gags are funny.
By Ballbag
#261591
Would you have let me off Flower?
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By MK Chris
#261595
Jokes are a way of getting through situations like that; I appreciate if you knew one of them Flower then the situation may be different, but in general, I think joking about some things is a way of dealing with it.
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By Yudster
#261596
Ipswich and the surrounding area is a tense place to be right now. Personally, I could use all the laughs I can get.
By Ballbag
#261597
Fowler wrote:
Bag for balls wrote:Would you have let me off Flower?
No as i know that boboff meant no offence. And the fact i don't like you and boboff cheers me up with all his posts usually.



Hahahahaha you're so partisan Flower........... what if I hadn't meant any offence by it?
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By Yudster
#261599
But you would have been talking solely and directly to Fowler, so obviously offense would have been the one and only thing on your mind. Der.
By Ballbag
#261604
Oh I'm always deadly serious Flower, apart from when I'm joking, for example, a man goes to the Doctors and says, "Doctor Doctor, my leg hurts what can I do?" the Doctor says "Limp".
By Ballbag
#261608
That's because you don't like me Flower, you've already said that, so you're always going to think the worst of me.

Perhaps I'll try to annotate my posts from now on, with a (S) for serious and a (J) for joke, at the end of each sentence. (J).
By Ballbag
#261610
Hahaha nice one dude. (S)
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By Yudster
#261611
Has anyone around here lost a kettle?
By Ballbag
#261612
To go with Flower's black pot?
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By Boboff
#261618
You forgot the (S) or (J)

See no consistency or attention to detail, everything's a joke, and nothing is more important than you.

Classic symptoms of ADHD

(J) !

You're so hilarious ! ( and sexy, and good with goats, and cats, and your a bit gay cuz you come from brighton, and you don't like people who support ManU, or Lilly Allen because she's contrived )