"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)Viv wrote:A tool for what? Sharpening pencils?
Mafro wrote:She was rather hot on Buzzcocks the other week.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Yudster wrote:Mafro wrote:She was rather hot on Buzzcocks the other week.
Got to say, much as I deeply dislike this woman, she was quite witty on Buzzcocks. And I agreed with her about the remastering her album for Jamelia's daughter, really, what a stupid thing to do. She's not trying to be a children's entertainer. But I still don't like her, and I laughed when they all took the piss out of her. And from the little bit at the end, she didn't enjoy herself much, so thats great!
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
1 LDN by Lily Allen. Old women carry wallets instead of purses and picnics become al fresco, all in the name of some contrived rhyming structure. Detestable piece of swill with some of the most god awful lyrics I've heard since her dad thought he could sing.
2 Sk8er Boy by Avril Lasagne. Even the title annoys me. It's a song about one-up-manship, of rubbing someone else's nose in it, and of accepting the fact that your second choice. Avril is too smug to realise this. Minus several million points for the key change at the end.
3 Dry Your Eyes by The Streets. This will be lift music in Hell. Shares a lot in common with Ms Allen. Rumour has it that the noise of them collaborating would herald the arrival of the apocolypse. Talentless pseudo-Cockney drivel. Someone talking has never sounded so bad.
4 Rock DJ by Robbie Williams. Not in itself such a bad song (although it's some way from being good) but this makes the list for convincing people over 50 to dance to at weddings and think they're cool or "with it".
5 Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg. For some reason, this is still on Radio 1's playlist. Snoop's emotionless voice takes rap to new depths. To make matters worse, it drags on for about fifty minutes with that stupid clicking and wooping in the background while Snoop struggles to stay awake. Pointless and liable to spark panic attacks.
6 Jenny From The Block by Jennifer Lopez. As though she wasn't hateful enough, she then decides to irritate people further by insisting she's called J Lo and that she can act. This bilge sums her up nicely. I wish her bad things. A plague upon her house.
7 Sing by Travis. I remember them being hailed and worshipped after this tripe was released. They headlined festivals. No one's ever been able to fully explain that to me. Most annoying thing about it is the chorus, which is about as inspired as the chorus for ...
8 Turn by Travis. What? We not writing choruses anymore. Fair enough, but if this is the case, there really is no good reason for having such sucky verses. RSI for the ears. Surely it would be worth saying goodbye to the ozone layer by burning their entire catalogue. I'm sure our grandchildren would thank us in the long run.
9 Vertigo by U2. Musical magnolia and another bunch of Radio 1 uber-darlings. If I could go back in time, I'd steal The Edge's echo machine -- see how far they'd get without that. There's no bandwagon they wouldn't jump on, so can we organise one to go over a cliff? Please?
10 Anything that has "versus" or "featuring" in the title.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
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