[MK Chris]

I remember one I wrote at school once, we had to do it to go on a gravestone:

"Here lies the body of Frank Bruno,
He really was Numer Uno,
Until along came Mike Tyson,
Who ran straight through him like a bison."

And sent his head straight to the Moon, O?

Ha possibly. I think I was about 12 when I wrote that, not bad for that age.

[Boboff]

You should be Gas, best thread ever, not only has it stayed on topic, Viv hates it, baggie gets to be pedantic, I get to be crap, and young Charlottie is given the chance to shine !

Oh and Footie gets to plagurise ( although that is a joke obvioulsy as he did say it wasn't his !)

[Ballbag]

baggie gets to be pedantic.....

........ and sexy.

[Zoot]

baggie gets to be pedantic.....

........ and sexy.

I take it that doesn't happen very often then?

[Ballbag]

Indeed, I am rarely pedantic.

[Zoot]

Touche Mr Ball Bag, well parried old man.

[Zoot]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo...

Best Lyrics ever!
Name the song...

[Vivienne]

dunno.. pink blubber ?

[foot-loose]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo...

Is it something by Chris De Burgh?

[foot-loose]

"Here lies the body of Frank Bruno,
He really was Numer Uno,
Until along came Mike Tyson,
Who ran straight through him like a bison.
Then listened to that song 'Day-O'"

[Zoot]

"Here lies the body of Frank Bruno,
He really was Numer Uno,
Until along came Mike Tyson,
Who ran straight through him like a bison.
Then listened to that song 'Day-O'"

Daylight come and I wanna go home...

I wanna watch Beetlejuice now.

[Yudster]

I wanted to join in the rhyming
But the standard kept climbing and climbing
But if Baggie can do it,
I know I can too, it
Is simply all down to the timing.

I'd better apologise now. I am so crap.

[MK Chris]

Then listened to that song 'Day-O'"

Haha, Beetlejuice was a top film, I'm quite in the mood to watch it meself now.

Didn't they modify that song for a Trio chocolate bar advert?

[foot-loose]

Dont worry, yuds that was alright
I can't beat you, try as I might.
At least you didnt shoot
to ryhme "put" with "flute"
apparently that is a load of sh*te

Didn't they modify that song for a Trio chocolate bar advert?

"Treee-o, Treee-o - I want a trio and a I want one now."

They were the shizzle those things. Can you still get them?

[MK Chris]

At least you didnt shoot
to ryhme "put" with "flute"
apparently that is a load of sh*te

There's no 'apparently' about it sonny.

Didn't they modify that song for a Trio chocolate bar advert?

"Treee-o, Treee-o - I want a trio and a I want one now."

They were the shizzle those things. Can you still get them?

Well, according to http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/ - no. Well it hasn't got them in it's database anyway and it seems to have quite a lot in it's database.

[foot-loose]

Right, so no point in me trying tescos then?

And how do you foreigners pronounce "put"? POOT vs FLOOT. It works.

[MK Chris]

I don't know how you'd write down the pronunciation of put. Have you never spoken to an English person?

[foot-loose]

Many, which is why I can't understand why no-one agrees with me.

http://www.answers.com/put&r=67

click the wee thing that lets you hear the word. That rhymes with flute.

Are you all winding me up and I am being gullible enough to believe it?

[MK Chris]

That does not rhyme with flute. In spelling, you can tell they are different by the fact that flute has the silent 'e' on the end. Flute is pronounced 'floot', with a definite 'oo', where as in 'put' the 'oo' is, how can I put it, softer. More like 'er' than 'oo' in fact.

[MK Chris]

http://www.answers.com/topic/flute - try the 'listen to' icon on that, straight after you listen to 'put'.

[foot-loose]

There once was a boy called Topher
Which rhymes with Gordon the Gopher*
he might have been right
but try as he might,
he could not convince the chauffeur.


*with respec' to the Gasman.

[S4B]

This thread is now duller than life out at sea
I'm bored of the verses so how can it be
That I crave to join in and write one of my own,
While skiving off work, on my laptop at home.

Was started by Gaspode who though it a synch
To cook up a rhyme and behave like a grinch!
Soon others joined in and the rhyme fest began
And now I am sure it has got out of hand.

I thought that the worst had been done at the start
Then Boboff joined in and the tore at my heart
His effort was poor but it raised quite a laugh
As TV today makes me want to barf!

Bagfer was great with his limerick style
Creased up I was and for more than a while
All Viv did was quote which just isn’t the game
For writing and quoting are never the same.

Lottie we love, so all she does is great,
She is so shiny and too young to hate
Limericks abounded and scorings ensue
While Viv got all arsey, so what else is new!

This thread’s stayed on topic which is quite a shock
Do Baggie’s balls relate to the size of his c*ck?
Am now out of rhyme so with this I am done
I LOVE this thread now as it's really quite fun!

[MK Chris]

Not bad, scraping the barrel a bit with 'began' and 'hand'.

[S4B]

Lol Yes I agree but the rest is ok! And I think mr Bagfer will agree it scans!

[Vivienne]

I didn't truly get all "arsey", slut4 ...