[Boboff]

You really can get dwarf porn then ?

Wouldn't it be those of a smaller staure Footie ( although fair play, look at the time, your control when presumably Vodk'd up is astounding!)

*wonders why anyone would find dwarves copulating in any way erotic, unless you are another dwarf, do you get like one dwarf and a tall person, or all dwarf action, or two dwarf men one tall lady, or other way around, what about inter-racial dwarf porn, again with possible multiple and dwarf on dwarf action, mature fat dwarf peeing porn ?..... my head hurts, so to speak*

[foot-loose]

your control when presumably Vodk'd up is astounding

I was. And it was.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Dwarf porn. That you "stumbled" across.

You know, like "tripped".

Oh, never mind. I have a warped sense of humour.*


*I actually thought it was a deliberate play on words. No offence meant to those of a smaller nature

Am I being especially thick because I still dont get it? Why would stumbled or tripped be a play on words?

[Boboff]

doggie, you stumple or trip on a short chap, end off........

[foot-loose]

Meh, it really loses something in the explaining.

All you need to know is you made me laugh and I thought you were being clever. I was also drunk. Today has been a challenge.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

so its a common thing to trip over small people?

[DemonHorse]

I get some people tripping over my big feet, but I could hardly be called shortarse at 6ft.

[Ballbag]

I get some people tripping over my big feet, but I could hardly be called shortarse at 6ft.

You could be called a short arse if it was by Bao Xishun.

[Boboff]

? lost me

[foot-loose]

? lost me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bao_Xishun

[DemonHorse]

I get some people tripping over my big feet, but I could hardly be called shortarse at 6ft.

You could be called a short arse if it was by Bao Xishun.

sure, he's a 7footer isn't he?
*checks facts via wikipedia link*
7ft8 now?

[MK Chris]

Yeah, you mean the guy that had to reach inside a dolphin's mouth and get something out that it had swallowed?

[Nicola_Red]

You really can get dwarf porn then ?

of course you can boboff, you can get everything porn. Name anything in the known universe and someone out there will find it arousing.

[Nicola_Red]

sadly I can't google for it as I'm at work, but there's a close and obvious connection to schoolgirls there.

[foot-loose]

As far as I'm concerned, they are the least arousing thing I can think of at the moment.

At least your keeping all bases covered

[MK Chris]

I have the answer! Don't revise.