[MK Chris]

So what you meant was that you're allergic to the tetanus vaccination?

[Yudster]

Ah I see. You do seem to be something of a medical enigma Char.

[Yudster]

You should have a chromosomal screen, that might yield some clues.

[MK Chris]

Maybe you should give up your life for testing and live in a lab.

[Yudster]

Maybe the mice will let you use their mascara.

[kendra k]

Maybe the mice will let you use their mascara.

that really made me laugh.

hating your body is pretty normal i think. i really hate mine, but i'm coming to terms with the weird pain, scars, and deformities.

[MK Chris]

The ear candle things didn't work. They did provide people with a good laugh though.

[S4B]

MAybe you used them wrong Topher. Please tell me someone took pictures of you using them?!

[kendra k]

did you try alcohol drops, toph?

[MK Chris]

No because that would be a waste of good alcohol. Oh, pure alcohol? Do you get that from the chemist?

I am sleeping with cotton wool in my ear tonight and see how it is in the morning. It's extremely annoying. I may get ear plugs for next time.

[natfatbat]

No because that would be a waste of good alcohol. Oh, pure alcohol? Do you get that from the chemist?

I am sleeping with cotton wool in my ear tonight and see how it is in the morning. It's extremely annoying. I may get ear plugs for next time.

Blimey! I didn't think you would actually do it Toph.

It was worth a shot rather than diving straight in with the syringing though. But really, As a qualified holistic/beauty therapist (including Thermal Auricular Treatment, thats Hopi ear candles) there really isn't many ways to damage yourself with a hopi candle. except maybe the lit end.

How did you find them? (and i don't mean in the shop, with your eyes, or i asked the assistant)

[S4B]

How did you find them? (and i don't mean in the shop, with your eyes, or i asked the assistant)

Hahaha she's got the measure of you Topher!

[MK Chris]

They were alright I guess.. I just looked a bit weird doing it.

[natfatbat]

Least you gave it a go. Do you want me to send you the £7?

[MK Chris]

What? If you're into sending people money through the post, by all means.. otherwise, you're alright.

[natfatbat]

Got some old Fairpak vouchers......will that do?

[catherine]

What have you caught now?

Ohhh you're going to feel sooooooo guilty. Mwhahahahaha.

[foot-loose]

Went to see 'I Am Legend' last night. Every time something bad was about to happen on screen, the girl beside me said (in quite a quiet voice) 'ohh nooo'. It got very distracting.

[MK Chris]

What have you caught now?

Ohhh you're going to feel sooooooo guilty. Mwhahahahaha.

Why is that, young Catherine?

[catherine]

I have Gallstones that have become so bad that i now have jaundice due to a blockage somewhere.

What is annoying me is someone saying my song is now Coldplay - Yellow, my sister singing 'They call her mellow yellow' and walking into the bathroom to talk to my mum and her laughing and pointing out how my skin has turned yellow on my neck and how my eyes look worse.

[S4B]

Is the guilt eating you up now Topher?

Oh Cat that's dreadful, what has the doctor said?

By the way - write "idiot" in permanent pen on your sister's forehead when she's asleep

[MK Chris]

Is the guilt eating you up now Topher?

Not really.

Hope you get better soon Catherine.

[S4B]

Is the guilt eating you up now Topher?

Not really.

Then you have no soul!

[MK Chris]

Whether or not I have (or anybody else has) a soul is open to debate, but that has nothing to do with this. Catherine's not a special case because she's ill; I'm sure she wants people to treat her the same whether she's well or not - I certainly would.

[catherine]

Well it is abit hard to be treated the same when you are turning into a banana.