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By Yudster
#285735
I don't really have much time for either of them in terms of their celebrity value - I was basing my opinion on how I have seen them treating "the little people". Jodie Marsh is incredibly rude to waitresses, serving staff, anyone she thinks she can get away with it. Katie Price is the opposite, she has very good manners.
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By Boboff
#285736
And nice Waps
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By Vivienne
#285737
of course, that's all that matters.
By Ballbag
#285738
Not it's not, a certain ammount of promiscuity helps.
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By Boboff
#285739
And a tight *cough* cam belt
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By DemonHorse
#285755
waps that large... don't impress me when they're fake, and wouldn't necessarily even if they were real.
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By Yudster
#285765
Actually, serious question on that subject - I'm a straight woman, so maybe I don't see what you men see, but whenever I look at silicone (or saline as they often are now I understand) boobies, I think they look very strange. You can actually see the shape of the implant under the skin, like a perfectly circular blob - I've never seen a natural boob that shape, or anything much like it really. And they don't move - point north at all times. Now obviously without the penis to think with I can't be sure, but I really think that if I was a man, I wouldn't like any of that much. Add the obligatory orange fake tan into the equation, and that would complete the turn-off. What do you lot really think about such things?
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By Vivienne
#285766
good god.
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By MK Chris
#285768
Too big is definitely a no-no, real or not. On the other hand, too small is also bad and unnatural, well, not as good but I wouldn't turn it down.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#285781
Jordan used to be pretty and made a mess of herself but Jodie Marsh was never attractive.
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By Boboff
#285783
Seriously I think all sizes are nice, boobies are nice, little ones are lovely and firm, big ones are jiggly, and look lovely in a Clevage, middle size ones are nice exposed, Fake one up to double D are fine, anything bigger is silly.
However as I say, the size of your boobs does not make you anymore or any less attractive, it's just what you do with it.

Big Tits at 20, Fat at 40. True !
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By MK Chris
#285798
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Jordan used to be pretty and made a mess of herself but Jodie Marsh was never attractive.

That's absolutely spot on.
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By kendra k
#285832
i want to slice a bit off of jodie's nose. it looks like the doctor missed a spot.
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By DemonHorse
#285834
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Jordan used to be pretty and made a mess of herself.


True dat, when she was about 18 and still natural.
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By kendra k
#285835
jordan's show with peter kaye is on in america now. it's unwatchable.
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By foot-loose
#285851
I've never understood the facination men have with breasts.
charlalottie wrote:She's got a show with Peter Kay?

I second this question.
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By DemonHorse
#285854
I think our american friend means Peter Andre... unless Jordan guest-starred in Phoenix Nights or Max n Paddy and I missed it.
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By Boboff
#285858
foot-loose wrote:I've never understood the facination men have with breasts.


but you are a gay

not being rude, but

a bloke wrote: I've never understood the facisination women have with handbags.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#285871
would you like more breasts instead?
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By kendra k
#285879
how many people here have breast implants?

i do. they're saline and they're not as big as my old ones. i like the size, hate the fact that they're hard and foreign.
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By kendra k
#285889
i figured.

my aunt thinks i should get silicone, but i'm too lazy.
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By kendra k
#285899
silicone is supposed to feel more life-like. saline is safer.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#285903
one sounds like a daft set of road works and the other sounds like someone asking you to say that thing Milan kicked the ball over twice tonight.
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By MK Chris
#285909
Speaking of which, the Milan coach doesn't half look like Alec Baldwin.
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By claradooblue
#285931
Silicon's dodgy if it leaks. You can also get them to put fat in your breasts from other parts of the body like your tummy. Your'e less likely to reject it then as it's your own tissue. I think breast men are much nicer than bum men, there's something rather sweet and babyish about it.