[DemonHorse]

The current Mrs Bonoff

a bit on the side, for when Mrs Boboff's not around?

[Yudster]

Its all in the application though - fact is, people are not loaves! And not only would I never accuse you of being cold and dead inside, I can't for the life of me think why it would be true. We live in a world of massive and varied opportunity - there are more choices available to everyone now than automatic parenthood.

[foot-loose]

Bay-bee also doesn't work.

Ach wheesht.

Its the thought that counts. Im not planning on releasing it!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I demand a better rhyme no go away and think of it.

[Nicola_Red]

Its all in the application though - fact is, people are not loaves! And not only would I never accuse you of being cold and dead inside, I can't for the life of me think why it would be true. We live in a world of massive and varied opportunity - there are more choices available to everyone now than automatic parenthood.

You'd be surprised how many people still think that motherhood is a woman's 'destiny' and there's something wrong with women who don't want children. I had to pay a lot of money for a private sterilisation cos if you ask an NHS GP to refer a single, childless (!) woman aged 30 for one he'll laugh you out the building. Now I appreciate the NHS is overstretched and underfunded, but if you go to a GP and say you're pregnant, the resources are strangely all there...

[foot-loose]

I demand a better rhyme no go away and think of it.

Will I balls.

**starts thinking about it**

**clears throat**
**starts singing**

"Congratulations and celebrations
Coz you've just told us your having a bay-bee
Congratulations and celebrations,
How long will it be till child number three?"


Thank you very much, I'm here all week - try the veal. Or the squirrel.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

baby and three don't rhyme either!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I had to pay a lot of money for a private sterilisation cos if you ask an NHS GP to refer a single, childless (!) woman aged 30 for one he'll laugh you out the building. Now I appreciate the NHS is overstretched and underfunded, but if you go to a GP and say you're pregnant, the resources are strangely all there...

Good. I hope they carry on doing that. If you want unneccesary treatment you should have to pay for it.

[Nicola_Red]

I had to pay a lot of money for a private sterilisation cos if you ask an NHS GP to refer a single, childless (!) woman aged 30 for one he'll laugh you out the building. Now I appreciate the NHS is overstretched and underfunded, but if you go to a GP and say you're pregnant, the resources are strangely all there...

Good. I hope they carry on doing that. If you want unneccesary treatment you should have to pay for it.

so having a baby is necessary?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

For the existance of the human race yes? You know what I mean the medical treatment given to pregnant women could hardly be described as unneccesary.

[Nicola_Red]

Yeah, I do. But you see what i mean too - having a baby is a choice, not an imperative. By being sterilised, I'm saving the health service money they would have paid out for goodness knows how many prescriptions for contraceptive pills, implants, diaphragms or whatever.

[kendra k]

that's one way to look at it.

this cancer thing has totally but a crimp on my baby making.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I dunno about my baby making abilities either. Pinky needs to keep popping out kids if this board is owt to go by.

[pinkysibbs]

Thanks everyone for all your messages of congratulations!And yes Topher as you so nicely put it I have dropped one already and he is 15 months.

[foot-loose]

baby and three don't rhyme either!

"Congratulations and celebrations
Coz you've just told us your having a bay-bee
Congratulations and celebrations,
I hope it all goes well until the kids birthday"*

?

*I hope it all goes well after that as well, but I wasn't gonna try and shoehorn that in there.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

seriously are you doing this on purpose or do you not know what rhyming is?

[foot-loose]

Baby rhymes with birthday - surely?

They both have an "eh" sounding finish. And they both have two syllables.

Im thinking about this too much now.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Wo ... syl&org2=l

[DemonHorse]

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Wo ... syl&org2=l

I think we will soon hear that excuse that poetry doesn't HAVE to rhyme etc.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it doesnt have to but in this case he was trying to!

[Quincy]

shit ive just found out im pregnant

[MK Chris]

Bay-bee also doesn't work.

Ach wheesht.

Its the thought that counts. Im not planning on releasing it!

You are talking to the chrismoyles.net Poet Laureate here though. Wish Sidders board was still up, there were some crackers on there, you have a talent sir.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you know I cant even remember what you are talking about.

[MK Chris]

You did loads of poems on there, about random stuff.

[DemonHorse]

* ive just found out im pregnant

*cue Eastenders duff-duffers*