[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

bah i forgot it was on this week. someone remind me on Wednesday.

[Matt and his mini]

cant u you watch it when you want online on the bbc website?

[SAV1OUR]

Read the thread me lad, I already posted such infos, and its on youtube by now, or myspace vids. bbc.co.uk/topgear

[Boboff]

Best joke ever was the one about if you don't want to be caught as a Pedo, then drive in the outside lane of the Motorway at 50 mph, as then you are immune to the law !
Clarkson, how does he get away with it ?

[Ballbag]

It made me laugh too, as did his "special needs" comment about Jamie Oliver last week, I don't know how he gets away with it......... although I predict we'll soon be seeing a 1 legged Clarkson when the new S-Type comes out......... last time I checked it did look like that.

[Yudster]

I love Clarkson.

[Boboff]

Did you design any part of it then Baggy ? It did look frightingly sexy, so probably you have left your mark on it !

Also the joke about it being as rough as falling down the stairs in Calipers was a LOL one too, not very PC but very funny, I just had this vision of some poor emancipated Polio victim in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, with there big black shoes, one with a 6 inch sole, legs spread around, and a small toy car, and a look of "bastard kids" on the poor chaps face.

Is there a Clarkson Forum ? Maybe we could get Chris to set one up ?

[Ballbag]

Did you design any part of it then Baggy ? It did look frightingly sexy, so probably you have left your mark on it !

I think Boboff, if you open up the boot of that bad boy, you'll find a very very sexy striker support panel. Oh, and there's a damn sexy weld pattern on the sills as well as the sexiest B-pillar you're ever likely to see........... guilty as charged.

[Boboff]

Ow, you have got me all excited in me trousers, I love B pillars, just the mention of them and I come over all a quiver.

[Ballbag]

Aint that the truth......... and you'll not get better than those bad boys. They'll never be seen by the public, (unless you have a nasty crash) but take my word for it....... they're a sexy piece of work.

[foot-loose]

bah i forgot it was on this week. someone remind me on Wednesday.

I forgot this as well and I've just discovered it doesnt appear to be repeated on BBC2 Scotland.

Thanks to the wonder of Sky+ (generic blah blah) i've got it recording on BBC 2 England!

We have some pish about folk trying to pay of a mortgage or something incredibly interesting like that!

[Mermaid]

Is there anyone you don't fancy? Do you stop at blokes, or do you cross that line?

ummm - which line is that Topher? the start or the finish?
yes, I fancy quite a lot of blokes (thanks to Pinky for being there with me!)

which is what - unusual? anyhow, how many blokes do you thinkI fancy - maybe I've mentioned my penchant for the big lad, SM (not S&M!), and James May so far on this site - anyone else I've missed?

but if you want a list, then I'm sure I can provide one

in one way or another, most men have something fanciable about them!
x

[Boboff]

hmmm, yes they do, their inteligence ! ( and a morphing sticky out thing ?)

[pinkysibbs]

finally another girl that thinks like me!men dont have to be drop dead gorgeous to be sexy,being witty and able to hold a conversation rather than just grunting is very fanciable too!

[Boboff]

Knock knock

want a fucj ?

[pinkysibbs]

lol

[Boboff]

How do you think that a brown administration will change from a Blair administration, and do you think that it will mean an end to the Bush relationship ?

[pinkysibbs]

Wow Boboff you just ooze intelligence!

[Mermaid]

How do you think that a brown administration will change from a Blair administration, and do you think that it will mean an end to the Bush relationship ?

Never been that keen on a 'brown' administration ....
but the 'bush' relationship seems quite fine!

[Quincy]

why has this place turned into pure smut recently?

[Mermaid]

ummm probably because of the people that inhabit it?
but no, not just smut... happiness and chat
anyway, quince, what is that little black thing you are holding so close to your little red hoody ?

[Quincy]

can you see my hoodie? its made by active. its my microphone so i can mc whenever i feel like it.

[DemonHorse]

Always ready for a rap battle then.

[Yudster]

Wow Boboff you just ooze intelligence!

Er, Pinky, thats not intelligence he's oozing........

[Boboff]

Ah Mum, I was on a dead cert then ! kin I have a biscuit ?

"I do appreciate the trans fats are an issue but bobboff you really need to go to bed "

don't want too


just go please


can i have a story

I'll be up once I have finished typing crap on a forum

you love Boboff more than me and dad

Yes, but he is intelligent and witty, and auburn, and makes sugar and milk confectionery with no artificial additives....

ok, mum, it's right, and at least he's not a threat to your relationship like the sexy bfb....

bed

now !