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By Ballbag
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Top Gear was axed in 2001, fifth gear started up a year later, talking the majority of the presenters with them, Quentin Wilson Vicki Butler-Henderson etc etc... Only Clarkson remained with the BBC.

Just google it you lazy arse.
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By foot-loose
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Ballbag wrote:Fifth Gear is Top Gear of old. The BBC sold the program/format to channel 5, but kept the name. Hence the similarities.

I'm getting more and more disillusioned with Top Gear each week. It's becoming as scripted as the Mills show, and less and less funny. The stupid and pointless "races" do my tits in too. Racing down a hill in a car versus a skier? It's ridiculous, you can't comprehend the comparability between the two so what is the point.

Oh and Hammond is a right and royal proper knob head. I wish... he would stop...... talking........ with such massive pauses....... when he's trying to build.......... tension.

it doesn't take itself seriously, so why do you?

I say same thing about top gear as the Mills show. If you don't like it, don't watch it!
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By MK Chris
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Ballbag wrote:Top Gear was axed in 2001, fifth gear started up a year later, talking the majority of the presenters with them, Quentin Wilson Vicki Butler-Henderson etc etc... Only Clarkson remained with the BBC.

Just google it you lazy arse.

Ha, fair enough. I had read about it in the past but obviously forgot.
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By Zoot
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foot-loose wrote:
I say same thing about top gear as the Mills show. If you don't like it, don't watch it!


You tell people not to watch the Scott Mills show? Good advice!
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By Sunny So Cal
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Good Lord, S4, you are drunk...
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By Sunny So Cal
#364480
I think it's a riddle. We're supposed to guess how much wine she's consumed.
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By foot-loose
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Dramatic pictures of Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson deliberately smashing a truck into a wall have been released.

A Top Gear spokeswoman said the star was "quite badly injured" in the stunt, staged, she said, to "see how difficult it was to be a truck driver".

Mr Clarkson has said he emerged from the accident "in screaming agony", with bruises to his leg, back and finger, but has since made a good recovery.

Viewers can watch the high-speed smash on Sunday's episode of Top Gear.

In the programme, Mr Clarkson and his co-presenters Richard Hammond and James May were each given a series of tasks to complete as truck-drivers.

Mr Clarkson was instructed to drive a Renault Magnum lorry through a wall at 56mph - the vehicle's maximum legal speed - at a test track near Milton Keynes.

In a recent Sun newspaper column Mr Clarkson described the smash as his first serious road accident for 31 years.

He said that he had had decided before being allowed on the road, "everyone should be made to drive at high speed into a wall."

He added: "At the moment, teenagers see Bruce Willis driving his car into a helicopter and imagine that you can get out afterwards and still be well enough to punch a baddy in the face.

"This isn't accurate. I emerged from my high speed head-on impact in what can only be described as screaming agony. I couldn't walk. I couldn't talk. I couldn't think."

His injuries included an index finger that looked like "a burst sausage" and heavy bruising to his shin and back.

He wrote: "Everyone should experience this before they are given a licence.

"It would let them know that crashes really really hurt and that it would be a good idea to not have one."

Hammond smash

In 2006 Mr Clarkson's fellow Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond was badly injured when the jet-powered car he was driving crashed at high speed during filming for the BBC show.

He recovered and remains a host on the show.

Although an investigation by the Health and Safety Executive spotted failings in the BBC's risk assessment procedures, no prosecution was launched against the corporation.

Speaking about the latest high-speed crash, the Top Gear spokeswoman said: "Before the stunt was carried out a full heath and safety assessment was carried out.

"Jeremy has made a full recovery."

The new Top Gear series begins on Sunday 2 November on BBC Two at 2000 GMT.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7704928.stm
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By S4B
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S4B wrote:You know what thought did don't you Foots!?!



He stood behind a dust cart and thought it was his wedding.

I never understood it either.
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By foot-loose
#390503
Back on Sunday :)





Series 13 is GO!

Start your engines, don your crash helmets and look both ways before crossing the street - Top Gear is back!

The brand new series begins this Sunday at 8pm on BBC Two and, even if we do say so ourselves, it's going to be a bit of a corker.

Kicking things off on the very first show, we fire up the time-machine and discover what Top Gear would have looked like if it had been made in the 1950s. Fortunately this doesn't mean the return of rationing and TB, but rather a massive race from London to Edinburgh between a glorious vintage Jaguar, a Vincent Black Shadow motorbike and a chuffing great steam locomotive.

Not to give too much away, but the sight of Clarkson shovelling a small mountain of coal by hand is not one you want to miss.

Other treats we have in store during the series include our attempt to solve the problem of airport delays, a guide to ice-racing on a budget and the usual blend of news, reviews and celebrity chat you've come to know and love.

Never has a show that's basically about three men in a tin shed been so much fun...

The new series of Top Gear begins Sunday 21st June on BBC Two
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By Yudster
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MY TELLY IS BROKEN! MY TELLY IS BROKEN! MY TELLY! IS! BROKEN!!!!!!!!!
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By Yudster
#390507
You're not helping.
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By jocky85
#390508
All I can say is HELL YEAH!!!

I wonder how far down the waiting list I am ...........
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By CassieJackson
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That trailer is better than a lot of actual TV programmes these days... "Clarkson you great oaf" :D

Roll on Sunday....
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By foot-loose
#390615
A kick in the baws isn't far off being better than a lot of actual TV programmes.
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By Yudster
#390637
Well for you maybe.
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By foot-loose
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By foot-loose
#390661
Odd. It works on another forum.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVCUXnk3SSo
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By Ed Pummelon
#390662
Much as I enjoy Top Gear, that trailer puts me in mind of those cringe-inducing boys who were acting as the father of the house in the Volkswagen advert (at least I think it was Volkswagen). It seemed to be on every five minutes at one stage.
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By Yudster
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Vauxhall. The Zafira and the Meriva. And god yes they were horrible.
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