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If bananas were circular could you eat one without feeling stupid?

yes, of couse, why would it make any difference?
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No, i wouldn't know how to grab it and I would look silly
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yes, especially off a mans wotsit
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no, especially not off a mans wotsit
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By Betti911
#179645
Thanks Quincy ;)

Gaspode I feel sorry for you sometimes. You occasionally are a funny guy but I bet in real life you are v underconfident so you have to make yourself feel hard by slagging other people.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#179660
wow. you are spot on. fair play you have seen through my facade and i am stripped bare.

thank f*ck i dont have a mirror in here.

by the way betti you aren't a minger.
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By Betti911
#180006
Thanks..... I think ;)
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By DemonHorse
#180019
That's high praise indeed coming from Gaspode ya know Betti :P
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#180027
i get this reputation but i have been nice to a lot of people.
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By Sidders
#180074
Including me, if I remember rightly, on at least one occasion.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#180109
yeah but its easier to be nasty to you sidders because I know you don't take it seriously. some of the people on here you fear would cry into their keyboards.
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By Mcqueen_
#180112
I hope that wasn't aimed at me Gaspode. We all have feelings, and sometimes we all cry. Just think about what you are saying before you say it.

You f*cking * * * greyhound * * cheesestick.
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By Sidders
#180137
Everybody huuuuuuurts.... sometimes.
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By MK Chris
#180165
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:yeah but its easier to be nasty to you sidders because I know you don't take it seriously. some of the people on here you fear would cry into their keyboards.

Be fair, fear is the wrong word. Hope might be more appropriate...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#180178
i genuinely never hope to seriously offend someone.
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By MK Chris
#180181
To be fair I know you don't - it comes across that you don't as well I think.
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By Sidders
#180221
Yeah, but you can never be insulted by anything Gaspode says because at the end of the day he'll always be the saddest person amoung us.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#180237
so very true.

dib dob.
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By Sidders
#180517
It's dyb actually.
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By Uglybob
#183702
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Betti911 wrote:I've just opened an orange and its squirted all over my white top... should have stuck with a banana.


are you in work? i dont eat stuff that can fall down my shirt at work for that reason.. look like a pillock.


i have an annoying habit of eating some chocolate a piece of it gets stuck on the back of my trouser leg, god knows how it got there
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By kendra k
#183708
bob, that's gross. "chocolate" i'm sure....
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By Uglybob
#183711
i never shit meself

honest
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By kendra k
#183716
really, i have. i was 10. it was a sad sad sad sad day in kendraville.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#183726
no matter what sandwich I have there is always lettuce under my arse afterwards... s'mazin.
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By Sidders
#183850
Probably just grew under you.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#183854
i think i may sh*t lettuce during the day.