[Vivienne]

Parkour. Yep, that's the one. I was viewing it a bit on line, and you have to be careful, you know.

[Ballbag]

Dislikes football------no man dislikes football

I'm a man, and football bores the crap out of me. I don't see the appeal of any sport, at least watching sport. Actually doing the sport can be fun, watching other people run around - dull.

Console, you aint no man.

[Zoot]

Dislikes football------no man dislikes football

I'm a man, and football bores the crap out of me. I don't see the appeal of any sport, at least watching sport. Actually doing the sport can be fun, watching other people run around - dull.

Console, you aint no man.

...thats a Space station

[Nicola_Red]

1. 5ft 11in tall. - nah, I like taller. six foot plus is good.
2. Good looking - doesn't this go without saying?
3. 12.5st - dunno. it never occurs to me what a bloke might weigh. I don't want someone who can't get out of bed without the aid of a lifting device, but Moyles-cuddly is fine.
4. Earn more than ﾬ40,000 that would be nice, but i don't care that much. I've never gone out with anyone who earns that much, in fact i don't think I even know anyone that does!
5. Blue eyes Don't mind. I've fancied boys with all colour eyes in the past.
6. Dark brown short hair again, don't mind. I always went for blondes in the past but I've fancied brunettes too. I do like long hair on a man as well.
7. Have a BA degree It's nice if a man is intelligent, but that doesn't necessarily come from a degree. My ex had no qualifications beyond GCSEs and was probably more intelligent than me.
8. Never been married Yep, I'll agree with that!
9. No children Yep, again that's pretty much essential to me.
10. Three previous serious relationships Don't care.
11. Medium build Surely that's the same as the weight thing?
12. Clean shaven Some men look better clean shaven. others look better with stubble.
13. Drive silver merc Haha! If they can drive at all that's an advantage!
14. Enjoys the cinema I'm not big on cinema so I don't care about that.
15. Likes eating out I guess...not that bothered.
16, Les than 6 sexual partners In whose universe do blokes over 21 have fewer than 6 partners? I don't care how many they've had.
17. Own a ﾬ400,000 home Hohohoho. I've never been out with anyone who owns so much as a garden shed.
18. Non smoker Yeah, I guess...but it's not a dealbreaker.
19. Dislikes football Don't care that much...
20. Likes pets it helps if they get on with my pet rats, but it's not essential.

[MK Chris]

In whose universe do blokes over 21 have fewer than 6 partners?

Mine..

[Sunny So Cal]

1. 5ft 11in tall.
2. Good looking
3. 12.5st
4. Earn more than ﾬ40,000
5. Blue eyes
6. Dark brown short hair
7. Have a BA degree
11. Medium build
12. Clean shaven
13. Drive silver merc - I don't like Mercedes so I'm going to substitute that with any car.
14. Enjoys the cinema
15. Likes eating out
17. Own a ﾬ400,000 home
18. Non smoker
20. Likes pets

Oops. I like 15 out of those 20 traits

[foot-loose]

Dislikes football------no man dislikes football

I'm a man, and football bores the crap out of me. I don't see the appeal of any sport, at least watching sport. Actually doing the sport can be fun, watching other people run around - dull.

Console, you aint no man.

His definition of sports is the same as mine. I can't see the attraction to watching others playing a game. If you like it, go do it yourself.

And before you say it, trust me - i'm all man.

[S4B]

I only care about number 12!

No mention of being able to please a woman, good sense of humour and a love of Chris Moyles!!!????

[ladbroke]

1. 5ft 11in tall.- Only 5ft 9in
2. Good looking- Not a munter, but would say average
3. 12.5st- Add 3st to that!
4. Earn more than £40,000- Yes
5. Blue eyes- Yes when not blood shot
6. Dark brown short hair- Yes but only because I shave it, going bald.
7. Have a BA degree- nope
8. Never been married- yes, now seperated (thank god!)
9. No children- 1 lovely six year old boy.
10. Three previous serious relationships- more
11. Medium build- large
12. Clean shaven- sometimes, shave bout 4x a week
13. Drive silver merc- Nope silver Focus
14. Enjoys the cinema- take it or leave it
15. Likes eating out- love eating out
16, Less than 6 sexual partners- More
17. Own a £400,000 home-nope
18. Non smoker- Man I love the B&H
19. Dislikes football- Love it
20. Likes pets- Pets are a pain in the arse

Only six out of twenty for me................

[kendra k]

mr kendra
1. 5ft 11in tall.- he's 6'2".
2. Good looking- i like him.
3. 12.5st- no effing way.
4. Earn more than £40,000- not yet, though it'll probably change.
5. Blue eyes- hazel.
6. Dark brown short hair- it's blonde and he has bad haircuts.
7. Have a BA degree- he'll have a phd in a couple of months.
8. Never been married- never.
9. No children- never.
10. Three previous serious relationships- not a single one.
11. Medium build- he's squishy.
12. Clean shaven- when he remembers to shave.
13. Drive silver merc- he drives a black, sensible sedan.
14. Enjoys the cinema- he likes it more than i do.
15. Likes eating out- he's happy with anything.
16, Less than 6 sexual partners- way less.
17. Own a £400,000 home- ha!
18. Non smoker- he's sXe.
19. Dislikes football- he doesn't get it, but he tolerates my rantings about it. (hell, i'm up yelling right now about it.)
20. Likes pets- used to hate the idea of pets (pets=slavery, to him), but the guinea pig melted is stone cold heart.

i guess that puts him at a 13 or 14? i guess he'd be a hot commodity over in the uk. thank god he seems dead set against ever stepping foot there.

[S4B]

Why would he want to step on Foots?

[foot-loose]

Why would he want to step on Foots?

You are never allowed to complain about my gags again.

I don't need some medium build blue eyed guy.

*wanders off in a huff*

After all we have been through.

[S4B]

Why would he want to step on Foots?

You are never allowed to complain about my gags again.

I did it deliberately!

[Yudster]

Moustaches are awful. Ok as part of a full set, but on their own, just ridiculous.

[Yudster]

My first husband had one when I first met him. 48 hours after I first met him, he didn't. Much to his girlfriend's annoyance.......

[foot-loose]

To be fair I did say I don't need some medium build guy, I need one in particular. Happy now you wee laddy?

I suppose so.
*sniffs*

:D I did it deliberately!

*keeps sniffing*
I'm smelling something...
*sniffs some more*
yup, definitly smelling something...

I know

Has your 'love hobbit' worked out how to shave that growth from his face yet?

[S4B]

*keeps sniffing*
I'm smelling something...
*sniffs some more*
yup, definitly smelling something...

Go wash then!

[Yudster]

Yes he just won't. Apparently he likes it and well I'm not going to force him too because he's pretty much great for everything else.

Be subtle, but relentless. He won't stand a chance in the long run.

[Nicola_Red]

In whose universe do blokes over 21 have fewer than 6 partners?

Mine..

Ooh crap, sorry. Fewer than 6 is a distant memory to me...

[MK Chris]

Good looking- he's alright

You soppy old romantic, you!

Oh no he won't. If it did turn out he was the guy I eventually married, trust me he would be 'tacheless for the photos.

Is it a real 'tache, or has he just not worked out he has too much bumfluff yet?

In whose universe do blokes over 21 have fewer than 6 partners?

Mine..

Ooh crap, sorry. Fewer than 6 is a distant memory to me...

Haha I'm not bothered. You mancs are just tarts..!