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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#280915
Yes. I'm currently naked and strapped to a missile which is aimed at Mogilov.
By pinkysibbs
#280917
um ok well as long as your enjoying yourself!lol
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By DemonHorse
#280924
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:it is today. also the anniversary of Chernobyl and Jill Dandos death fact fans.


1 outta 2 interesting ones ain't bad.

My birthday is the anniversary of Apollo 11 landing on the moon.
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By fish heads
#280927
Happy Birthday Gaspode
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By foot-loose
#280954
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:Yes. I'm currently naked and strapped to a missile which is aimed at Mogilov.

Is she also naked?
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By Walter Sobchak
#280976
Happy Birthday Mr. Wonder Dog Sir.

Image

~Phew! just in time~
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By MK Chris
#280984
Yudster wrote:And it was Tuesday when he said it was his wifes birthday tomorrow. Baggie, you're confusing me....

Was it? I got my days mixed up then.

For the record I'm not married. Mrs Topher is just a figure of speech first used by the subject matter of this thread and carried on by me.
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By Vivienne
#281062
I'm not surprised you're not married !! She'll be spending time with you counting to 10, I would imagine !!
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By MK Chris
#281119
We are 23/24 and (in my opinion, and hers) too young to get married. Plus, when we get a place together and have had it for a little while (which we will do at some point relatively soon) and have lived together for a little while, we will be able to make a more informed decision about whether marriage is right or not. Thanks for your interest though.
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By Vivienne
#281131
It won't be right.... marrying you can't be right for anyone :lol:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#281191
She is suspiciously attractive. I suspect he is holding her family hostage.
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By MK Chris
#281193
That was never proved!
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By kendra k
#281266
i already said happy birthday on thursday, but my better half forgot. happy birthday, doooooood.
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By foot-loose
#281274
Kendra!

How are you? I was wondering where you had got to and if all was well...?
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By kendra k
#281281
i'm good! i've just been busy with work, school, and being poked and prodded. i'm also cutting back on slacking, hence my most recent absence. i see nothing's changed, has it?
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By foot-loose
#281285
Nah. We still have the Zoots Bar thread going and Viv is as unpredictable as ever.

On the plus note, my nipples ain't bleeding as much.
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By foot-loose
#281328
It's important!

Nipples make the world go round.
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By kendra k
#281345
funny you talk about nipples, because i don't have mine any more. i got big scars instead.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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i went to my nephews party today... screaming kids is too much.
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By Boboff
#281387
Agreed wondering dogging, I had to do two Birthday parties last weekend, and I am mentally scarred,

Funniest thing this little 7 year old school friend of girl Bobete, was crying nearing all the time as he regularly slipped, got bumbed, hit with a ball, got put in goal, and I said to a friend stood on the field that I thought it was wrong his mother had bought him a T shirt with Bully me on the front, she looked closely and said "really, she hasn't has she !"
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By Sidders
#281415
kendra k wrote:funny you talk about nipples, because i don't have mine any more. i got big scars instead.

The shirt I was wearing last night was see-through, much to my ebarassment.
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By kendra k
#281423
thanks for making me nauseous.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#281428
was it a string vest sidders?
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By Sidders
#281429
No, don't be silly.
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By Walter Sobchak
#281435
kendra k wrote:i'm good! i've just been busy with work, school, and being poked and prodded. i'm also cutting back on slacking, hence my most recent absence. i see nothing's changed, has it?


I think a lot of us were wondering how you are,
I'm glad you're good.

As for Slacking, I'm bringing it to a whole new level