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By foot-loose
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I believe it is possible but I would severly advise against it - your stomach cant deal with all the toxins in it when you are sober.

My mate had one on his way home from work once and was off sick for the next three days!
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By MK Chris
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I can quite easily have a doner and enjoy it while sober.
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By Nicola_Red
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how did they lengthen your leg? Did they cut it off and stick like a layer of doner meat in like you see in Kebab shops?


not exactly. they break the femur (thigh bone), fit an external fixator and give you an allan key with which to turn the fixator and lengthen the gap in the bone. The difference in my leg was 50mm, so I lengthened 1mm a day for 50 days. The break is then supposed to knit itself together, but in my case that didn't happen, so I had more surgery to insert a metal plate in my thigh and also a bone graft from my hip to hold it all together. (there are pics of my fixator and some of my scars on my myspace if anyone is actually interested - http://www.myspace.com/nicola_red - I can't access any image hosts to post them here.)
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By Yudster
#275117
Maud is the cutest.
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By Boboff
#275138
What's a Labret ? Pierced or otherwise not sure I have come across one called that before ?
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By Zoot
#275139
nicola_red wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how did they lengthen your leg? Did they cut it off and stick like a layer of doner meat in like you see in Kebab shops?


not exactly. they break the femur (thigh bone), fit an external fixator and give you an allan key with which to turn the fixator and lengthen the gap in the bone. The difference in my leg was 50mm, so I lengthened 1mm a day for 50 days. The break is then supposed to knit itself together, but in my case that didn't happen, so I had more surgery to insert a metal plate in my thigh and also a bone graft from my hip to hold it all together. (there are pics of my fixator and some of my scars on my myspace if anyone is actually interested - http://www.myspace.com/nicola_red - I can't access any image hosts to post them here.)


I went on there to see the operation pics, but was distracted by one on your pics that was far more interesting...
*Zoot Applauds Nicola*
:D
By Ballbag
#275141
Crikey Nicola......... where did your top go?
By Ballbag
#275152
How can you tell? They're covered by her hands.
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By Zoot
#275156
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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By foot-loose
#275159
Bag for balls wrote:How can you tell? They're covered by her hands.


What is? Im talking about her tatoos?

**Innocent. Like the smoothies**
By Ballbag
#275160
aaaaaaaaaaaah I thought you meant tits.
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By Nicola_Red
#275161
Well, thankyou footloose...BFB, I just don't know what happened to it... :lol:

and Boboff, it's the piercing just beneath the lower lip. Google image the word 'labret' and you'll see plenty of examples.
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By Boboff
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Damm, I thought it was something Rude !
You have yourself a cool Myspace there, I thought the "glamour" shot was rather nicely done, especially given the "honesty" of most of the images. Excellent stuff.

I should google first ask questions later I think, will that become a well known phrase at some point I wonder
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By Nicola_Red
#275169
Thankyou Bob, you're a gent. I am geeky enough to have put a fair amount of work into my myspace so it's always nice when people like it.
By Ballbag
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Isn't it true that on myspace you're not allowed to show boobies?

If so when does a boobie viewing, become a boobie viewing. Take Nicola for example (apologies for any embarrassment here) but you can distinctly see a little bit of bottom boobie, and in those Dove adverts (I think it's Dove) you can see a little bit of side of boobie.

So how much do you have to view before it to become a boobie? Is it when the areola's in sight?
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By Zoot
#275174
I love the word 'Boobie'...
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By Boboff
#275175
and "nip nip"
By Ballbag
#275176
shirt potatos.
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By Nicola_Red
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Bag for balls wrote:Isn't it true that on myspace you're not allowed to show boobies?

If so when does a boobie viewing, become a boobie viewing. Take Nicola for example (apologies for any embarrassment here) but you can distinctly see a little bit of bottom boobie, and in those Dove adverts (I think it's Dove) you can see a little bit of side of boobie.

So how much do you have to view before it to become a boobie? Is it when the areola's in sight?


Myspace states "no nudity or offensive images", but that's very much open to interpretation. course I'm not embarassed by that bfb - I wouldn't have posted the pic if it embarrassed me! I was aware when i posted it that it might be contentious, but I've seen many more risque images posted on there by others, and the profiles seem to remain intact. So I'm guessing myspace don't really police it.
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By Boboff
#275179
what a job ! Boobie watch on My Space
By Ballbag
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I think you should "test" the myspace police Nicola......... for purely innocent reasons of course.
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By Zoot
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This thread is making me smile alot... :-)
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By SAV1OUR
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I shall be happy in the interests of ,net research to see if this works out for Nicola :)