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By Ballbag
#254674
Punctuation?
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By big-cheez
#254675
this is realy wierd
id like to take this chance to say david is gay
bag for balls is all right if not anoying
and im very good at statin g the obvious
im not sure about fowler but his website
is good
this is pointless and i am wierd
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By big-cheez
#254676
I dont do punctuation because i just forget
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By big-cheez
#254678
i dont know the point in punctuation
By Ballbag
#254679
big-cheez wrote:I dont do punctuation because i just forget




Hahahahahah that is hilarious.......... you just plain forget, brilliant.

"So doctor, what seems to be the problem with this one, how did he die?"

"Well you're not going to believe this, but it seems he just woke up this morning and he........... he forgot to breath"
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By big-cheez
#254680
all this daft stuff started nearly an hour and half ago with me just asking not complaining (much) wether you like itv sorry about spelling
arguing is fun thaugh (spelling)
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By big-cheez
#254681
not realy funny good thaugh
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By big-cheez
#254682
and yess i know puncuation in the joke
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By big-cheez
#254684
im in a land of geeks thats a geek joke
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By big-cheez
#254685
fowler aint a geek thaugh
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By Boboff
#254690
What a complete load of dung, Cheese is a complete mad man, keep him talking chaps I'll go for help ! - Is Cheese young and innocent, old and stoned or Latvian I can't decide ?
By Ballbag
#254691
I feel like the whole thread was just a dream.............. oh and who's david? Apparantly the big-cheez thinks he's gay, but I'm not sure why.

I'm glad I'm "all right if not annoying". That's the kind of mediocre balance I strive to achieve in life.
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By Console
#254692
Bag for balls wrote:I feel like the whole thread was just a dream.............. oh and who's david?


`Who's David?` wasn't a dream, although, like most Busted songs, I wish it was.
By Ballbag
#254693
Console wrote:
Bag for balls wrote:I feel like the whole thread was just a dream.............. oh and who's david?


`Who's David?` wasn't a dream, although, like most busted songs, I wish it was.


ba dum schsss
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By Boboff
#254698
Well done on being back, your parents must be proud.

Oh, the point of posting is to post something that is interesting and informative, challenging or witty, what you manage is benal in the extreme.

Cough
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By MK Chris
#254699
big-cheez wrote:theres a man ive just found on the internet who will sell me a program for £5 to fix it and it should work because ive used it before

Well now you must be lying, if you keyboard is broken like that, no amount of software will fix it.
By Ballbag
#254700
Topher wrote:
big-cheez wrote:theres a man ive just found on the internet who will sell me a program for £5 to fix it and it should work because ive used it before

Well now you must be lying, if you keyboard is broken like that, no amount of software will fix it.


Au contraire Topher, the world wide web is fantastic for such deals, I've recently bought a house that needs new lead lining in the roof, and I've found a man on the interweb who will send me a software to fix it for just £350. How good is that? To think I had a guy quote me £1000 the other day.

I tell you this www thing is brillo.
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By big-cheez
#254701
its a keyboard software problem not the keyboard itself
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By big-cheez
#254702
no amount of software can fix the keyboard itself
but the software can fix the software
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By Boboff
#254703
so the golf ball had a virus did it ?

Pe nis
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By Boboff
#254704
That's the name of the golf ball keyboard virus before we get locked !
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By big-cheez
#254705
the golf ball only broke the space key you pbviousley havent read all of the thread
By Ballbag
#254706
boboff wrote:so the golf ball had a virus did it ?

Pe nis


That's not such a rarity there Senoir Bob. My brother was once playing golf when we were young and he put the ball in his mouth whilst he fiddled about in his golf bag for a tee. Anyway about 15 minst later he was complaining of headache and blurred vision. By the evening he couldn't see and had severe stomache pains, turns out the stuff the put on the grass to help it grow/kill slugs was all over the glof ball when he put it in his mouth, and that said stuff aint supposed to be eaten.

He couldn't see for 3 days, and was vommiting for 2 days straight........ brilliant.

So in a sence that golf ball carried a virus.

(I made myself get bored with that story...... forgive me). Anyway cheez is still an odd ball.
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By big-cheez
#254707
your wierd

Im not an add ball

im an abnormal phsyciactric radioactive cheez monkey
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