[dimtimjim]

My complaints echo those of Chris. Sitting on the sofa playing PS3 never caused my any injuries... Thems was the days.

[Yudster]

Does anyone have a cure for everything hurts? Because realistically, right now, everything hurts.

[bmstinton93]

My knee hurts although it is my own fault.

[The Deadly]

My knee hurts although it is my own fault.

Just take it kneesy for today.

[dimtimjim]

Did you not get all that outa your system yesterday?!!

[The Deadly]

I can't stop it.... I have issues that I clearly need to address. I'm struggling not to do more leg related puns and in the grand scheme of things it is very sad.

[Latina]

My joints are sore, but it's the result of a good workout on Monday which is kind of soreness I quite enjoy - positive association and all that.

I do however have a sore left foot and haven't figured out which is the offending pair of shoes. One of my feet is always giving me trouble, as they're different sizes and also quite narrow.

[The Deadly]

I really think you just have to put your best foot forward in this situation. Don't be shoepid.

Sorry... I promise I'll stop it now.

[Nicola_Red]

none of the young 'uns on here (and i'm grouping myself in with you here, so don't moan at me) are moaning about how their bodies are no longer working proper....?

What was that you were saying again...?

[chrysostom]

What was that you were saying again...?

hah.

Latina, are you a young'un?

That sentence sounds SO wrong.

[dimtimjim]

What was that you were saying again...?

hah.

Latina, are you a young'un?

That sentence sounds SO wrong.

True. Back it up with 'would you like a sweetie' and you'll sound like a right pest...!

[Nicola_Red]

Dan is ill too - he's coughing again and after last year's incident, I'm worried he's gonna have a recurrence of the pneumonitis. He's not really young either, though.

[a-moron]

hah.

Latina, are you a young'un?

That sentence sounds SO wrong.

True. Back it up with 'would you like a sweetie' and you'll sound like a right pest...!

No, not a pest but a useful member of our society. Many a nice gentleman would kindly offer me his pocket candy.
Always hid them right at the bottom of their pockets though, cheeky blighters.

Re: Moany old * bollocks. My lower back is a * abomination,the muscles at the top my arse ache, my ankle right ankle is spazzed, my left not much better. Got cartlidge issues with my right knee, RSS in my right wrist and my big left toe is gowpin'.

Good job I've still got my looks...

[James H]

Have you noticed, ladies, that none of the young 'uns on here (and i'm grouping myself in with you here, so don't moan at me) are moaning about how their bodies are no longer working proper....?

My knee hurts. Humph.

My back hurts most mornings because since I got this car in March I haven't been able to find the right position for me that doesn't hurt! Tried fiddling with the lumbar support, and the 3 adjustment things on the side but it still causes me massive aggro after about 45 mins sitting in the car!

[Bruvva]

Oh god, my right knee (football injury from sometime back in 1993), lower back and left shin (running injuries) all play up. I'm just falling apart.

[a-moron]

Getting old is a right pain in the *.

Or 'trouble in Bedford' as I sometimes call it.

[Bruvva]

I personally wouldn't recommend it.

[a-moron]

I wouldn't recommend peeing into a strong wind.

[chrysostom]

Edwina Currie. I never should have started talking to her on Twitter.

[Nicola_Red]

I sold some tickets to her the other week and felt thoroughly intimidated by the end of it.

[chrysostom]

She's a moron. I'm trying to explain that users of social networks are capable of understanding the voting process and that a method of digital voting would be a good thing, but she doesn't seem to be listening to anything I say - spouting unrelated nonsense at me.

[chrysostom]

Robin Van Persie. I'm actually physically sad, ridiculous.

[The Deadly]

Robin Van Persie. I'm actually physically sad, ridiculous.

Can't blame the guy really. If Arsenal splashed out a bit more on world class players to support him I'm sure he would have stayed. Wenger needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and realise that as much as he's done great things for the club his stance of not splashing out big money for world class players is damaging the club badly. The youth players aren't up to much either.

[chrysostom]

This isn't the place for in depth football chat, but needless to say you're wrong from both a footballing and financial perspective about the club and you seem to be equating an unwillingness to put a business into heavy debt with a lack of long term ambition, but if the player wants one big last payday and to fudge the reasons about why he wants it then all the best.

My interview went brilliantly, so I'm very happy now. Got a second one next week, got mocked about wearing a tie. Think I messed up by asking for too much and then backtracking. Tried to style it out though...

[Latina]

What was that you were saying again...?

hah.

Latina, are you a young'un?

That sentence sounds SO wrong.

Hee hee. I'm 29. But I have no idea what constitutes "young" on this board these days.