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By Nicola_Red
#467784
Got to work with my fringe all frizzy from the humidity to find my portable straighteners have no charge in them. I know it's preposterous but not being able to straighten my fringe throws my whole day off. It's an OCD thing.
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By Nicola_Red
#467787
Yeah, it's not actually coming off.

(Yes, I do realise that was an attempt at a joke. I just didn't think it was a very good one...)
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By The Deadly
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Nicola_Red wrote:Yeah, it's not actually coming off.

(Yes, I do realise that was an attempt at a joke. I just didn't think it was a very good one...)


I am great at telling jokes. I have been invited to perform at the Edinburgh FRINGE festival.


There you go.
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By dimtimjim
#467791
I see what you did there...
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By Bonanzoid
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Deadly wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:Yeah, it's not actually coming off.

(Yes, I do realise that was an attempt at a joke. I just didn't think it was a very good one...)


I am great at telling jokes. I have been invited to perform at the Edinburgh FRINGE festival.


There you go.


Is the Fringe Festival free or do you have toupe?
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By The Deadly
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Bonanzoid wrote:
Deadly wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:Yeah, it's not actually coming off.

(Yes, I do realise that was an attempt at a joke. I just didn't think it was a very good one...)


I am great at telling jokes. I have been invited to perform at the Edinburgh FRINGE festival.


There you go.


Is the Fringe Festival free or do you have toupe?



YES YES YES we have a winner!!!!!
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By DevilsDuck
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Yeah, we should keep it going or the others will get well gel if they can't be involved
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By Yudster
#467892
My eyes are annoying me today.
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By dimtimjim
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Yudster wrote:My eyes are annoying me today.


Too yellow and vampiric?!
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By Yudster
#467897
No, just not working properly.
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By Nicola_Red
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Mine were really itchy last night so I took a tablet which absolutely knocked me out. It's not refreshing sleep at all you get on antihistamines, I felt so groggy this morning. I have a bad stomach for no apparent reason too. Good times.
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By dimtimjim
#467902
Have you noticed, ladies, that none of the young 'uns on here (and i'm grouping myself in with you here, so don't moan at me) are moaning about how their bodies are no longer working proper....?

My knee hurts. Humph.
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By Nicola_Red
#467904
You're right. To be fair I've had a bad hip my whole life - my parents were told when I was a baby that I would get arthritis, and at 21 I was undergoing major surgery - but that isn't actually my complaint today. It's just always lurking on the periphery.
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By chrysostom
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I've got a plethora of complaints in terms of aches and pains, but feel as I'm too young (and without any chronic illness) that I've not yet earned the right to complain.
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