[Stimpy]

'Hmph'. That's one hell of a speed.

I came first in a pub quiz once. And there was only one person other than me in my team (my wife).
Just to clear your thoughts of any high intelligence quotient - we won the caption competition. Prize? A drink for every person in the team.

[Latina]

A drink for every person in the team.

We used to get that as a prize whenever we won the weekly music quiz. But it's all changed as apparently the bar isn't allowed to serve free drinks, ever. Instead we get the equivalent as carry-out, which just isn't the same.

I've never understood whether that might be due to new Scottish alcohol laws or whether it's something that's just happened at the Student Union, as that's where the quiz is held since the original venue closed down.

[foot-loose]

The last time I came close to winning a pub quiz, I ended up with elephant jizz all over my face.

Never again.

[Stimpy]

Come again?

[foot-loose]

... that's the stuff.

[Yudster]

We've seen the photo. Elephant jizz everywhere. You loved it.

[foot-loose]

It was the highlight of my night.

[Yudster]

What about the poor elephant though?

[Stimpy]

He was spent. I assume.

[foot-loose]

What about the poor elephant though?

Poor? At the rates he charges?