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By Caitlin, Joe, Tom and Andrew
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We are in year 6 at Rhydypenau Primary in Cardiff. Today we had to make up a modern fairy tale and ours included you - hope you like it?!

One day Cinderella's ugly sisters got an invite to the princes disco. They threw Cinderella's invitation away. Cinderella's fairy hogmother came and dressed her in a beautiful gown. She changed a tomato into a ferarri and a blooming tree into Orlando Bloom to Drive the ferrari. Cinderella got stuck in horrible traffic and she was very late for the disco. Cinderella finally got to the disco and walk into Chris Moyles's fab music. She danced with the Prince Moyles all night. At 12 she rushed home to watch the final of the X factor leaving a sad Prince Moyles behind. While she was running her Nike trainer fell off. Prince Moyles picked it up and put it on. 'Jazzy,' he said! The next day there was a knock at the door. Cinderella answered it in her torn rags. It was prince Moyles.'I was the one who you danced with last night,' Cinderella said.
'Yeah right you dirty begger,' said prince Moyles and with that he shot her through the head and left. She was burried a few days later in the middle of no-where in a field of cows. Later that day, prince Moyles found out it was Cinderella who he danced with and he commited suicide.

Thanks for reading, from
Joe, Andrew, Caitlin and Tom
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By Yudster
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freddie wrote:Is Prince Moyles the long lost brother of Chris?

Isn't he one of Michael Jackson's kids?
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By Zoot
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See if someone from year 6 can write something with spelling and punctuality of this standard, what excuses do people like bradcali etc have?
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By Zoot
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charlalottie wrote:They're thick?

Elegently put lottie.
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By Yudster
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Zoot wrote:See if someone from year 6 can write something with spelling and punctuality of this standard.........

Er - I think they may be lying about that Zoot.............
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By Lactating Man Nips
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Zoot wrote:See if someone from year 6 can write something with spelling and punctuality of this standard, what excuses do people like bradcali etc have?


Why, what's wrong with his timekeeping?
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By freddie
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Lactating Man Nips wrote:
Zoot wrote:See if someone from year 6 can write something with spelling and punctuality of this standard, what excuses do people like bradcali etc have?


Why, what's wrong with his timekeeping?


Is it that he doesn't know the time to keep his gob shut about Moyles being 'sacked', without naming any sources?
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By Zoot
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Lactating Man Nips wrote:
Zoot wrote:See if someone from year 6 can write something with spelling and punctuality of this standard, what excuses do people like bradcali etc have?


Why, what's wrong with his timekeeping?

Ha, I meant of course punctuation....


Well spotted.
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By Yudster
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NOW I get it......doh!