[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i need a holiday but i have no money.... donations are welcome

[Funky Drummer]

I've got half a ham sandwich that I didn't eat today at school, and some odd-smelling milk in our common room fridge. Is that of any use to you?

[Bridgie]

when my mate went on holiday somewhere he bought me a bb gun and his mum was trying to haggle down the price of the spare pellets. the guy wanted 12000 (dont know the currency) and she was saying 4000 but then my friend asked the guy to check the gun worked so he fired it but it was loaded and he hit my friends mum so straight away she said "right im having them for 2000 now" and he just panicked and said "ok, ok, 2000" so she got a bargain. quite funny though how he told it. especially as i know them well.

bridgie

[Funky Drummer]

It's quite a good place for buying porn too...

[MK Chris]

Porn and a fit bird on a beach in a bikini?

I reckon you're wrist will be proper knackered when you get back...

[Ickle Angel]

Half terms are pointless when your at uni as loads of people go away but when you are at college they are useful if only to catch up on coursework.

[Adam]

uni... half term... surely they can't be in the same sentence

uni's don't have half terms.

[Sidders]

I had sort of a half term last year, but they called it a 'study week'. I spent most of it in the pub and playing computer games.
We don't get one this year unfortunately.

[Ickle Angel]

Sorry Adam thats what I was trying to say that unis dont have half term cos it would be pointless

[Morals]

Sorry Adam thats what I was trying to say that unis dont have half term cos it would be pointless

Which is exactly what I said in my post....