[Vivienne]

i'm blazing.

[MK Chris]

Oh so your one of these gals who think the gays are just waiting for the right girl to come along and turn them?

That sorta lass is always a laugh on the dance floor - there was one on Friday night who has been bugging me for about six years now. You'd think she would take the hint!

I'm not any "sorta lass"...

I thought as much.

Seriously though Viv, you are being completely over the top, Foot Loose seems an affable type of guy, why do you have such a problem with him?

[Boboff]

So Viv, the Anger management classes going well then?

[Vivienne]

shut up! just shut up!

[foot-loose]

Right enough, people - let her be please.



Can we go back to the digerido now?

[Boboff]

Would you like to blow my Horn Foots ?

It's a Jewish one, withoutout the read.

Minature, as well, tuned to G flat I believe.

[foot-loose]

What an offer!


Does anyone else play an instrument? I want to learn the bagpipes, but I have no idea how to go about that.

[Vivienne]

take some classes.

[Boboff]

I want to learn to play the Banjo, but then I wanted to learn to play the Piano, so 5 Years ago Mrs Boboff bought me one for Christmas, not it very musically is a place in the hall to keep the post !

[claradooblue]

I'd love to be able to play the Accordian. When i lived in a tree in Lancashire, someone donated a minuture one and i used to sit there 60 feet up practising it every evening. Then it got lost in the Eviction. Shame really. I do play a mean Chieftain whistle though.

[Ballbag]

For all of you who want to learn to play an instrument......... just go out there and try it. That's exactly what I did a few years back with the piano, and now look at me....... I sit there of an evening serinading Mrs Ballbag with Elton's ballads........ and she's putty in my hands.

[Boboff]

Why were you living in a tree ?

You arn't a tree hugger are you ?

[claradooblue]

I'm afraid in the past i indeed was.

[foot-loose]

How did you get on learning the piano baggie? I took lessons when I was younger but the teacher was crap and I wasn't old enough to follow what was going on.

[Ballbag]

Well I cheated a bit, I bought one of them keyboards with lights in the keys that tell you where to press….. After mastering the 99 songs on there, I then branched out to other songs. And that my friend... is that.

[Yudster]

...........phew, what happened here? Have I missed something......?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

aren't didgeridoos huge? or can you get diddy didgeridoos?

[foot-loose]

My one is massive.




So is my didgereydoo. Thats about the 15th way I have spelt it so far.

Would that mean that Ken Dodd would have a Doddy Diddy Didgeridoo?

Or his dog could have one: Doddy's Doggys Diddy Didgeridoo.

[Boboff]

...........phew, what happened here? Have I missed something......?

Viv had an epsisode, we were nice, she got strange, we tried to change the subject, I didn't get a PM.

Basically a result !

[Boboff]

indeed, very strange......... how are you my dear ?

[Boboff]

good thank you, did you have a good birthday, excepting the neck break?