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By Adam
#260681
Spotted in Boots Marylebone High St, DJ Tim Westwood buying:

Mates ultra thin - big box

Durex "Play" lube

A test kit for Chlamydia

He was told to bring the results back to the pharmacy, and was asked how old she was. Westwood replied, '19'."

Source: Popbitch

:oops:
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By Mafro
#260685
"Strap it up before you slap it up".
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By Quincy
#260806
wrap it not strap it you pleb
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By Mafro
#260900
Incorrect.