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- Sun May 15, 2005 12:16 am
#177124
Sundays have been the subject of many songs over the years such as Sunday Morning Call, Sunday Bloody Sunday and er The Sunday Song but most of all Sundays mean one thing to me and that can be summed up in three letters.. yes I'm talking about G.. O... D. Now i know this isn't often discussed on this boards but I believe deeply and my faith is not in question so blarg to you. anyway i shall now take you through what G... O... D... (or God as I like to shorten it) means to me. First of all the G clearly stands for Guiness now many people have hangover cures but as a person who doesnt get hangovers i like to rub peoples noses in it and suggest guiness as a cure because not only is it rubbish but also it turns your vomit black. the second is odours, now i smell as fragrant as a skunk normallly but on a sunday stand back because its the worst thing you have smelt since you stuck your finger in your bellybutton then another up your arse and compared the two. the last is dignity which i lost long ago.
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
the Archbishop of Canterbury is holding a conference with all the bishops in the land at my place of work in a couple of weeks. I wonder if he likes a drink?
