[Aaron]

For all you people who dont know, Chris is doing a One big weekend review tonight

[David]

it's nothing special - good music, but not really a funny show.

Ozzy Jon Culshaw Osbourne is on again

[Aaron]

that bit was kinda funny

[Moz]

So, Chris went to america then. I thought he was just going to slob around the house for a couple of weeks.

[Aaron]

he said he was doing to do the diy in his flat

[Moz]

Yeah, well when I try to do diy I end up slobbing around instead.

[Aaron]

i dont even attempt diy anymore after the last time i did it

[Bridgie]

So, Chris went to america then. I thought he was just going to slob around the house for a couple of weeks.

he says that everytime because he'd rather not tell 6 million ppl his flat will be empty for the next 2 weeks and available for ppl to rob stuff

[Aaron]

how many people know where he live anyway?

[Moz]

Well, those oh so trustworthy builders he had in for several months do.

[Nablo.]

Well you could begin to track the place down, just start by looking for Kebab houses with flats above them near Radio 1 studio's you could just about find it in the 2 weeks.

[Aaron]

only sad and pathetic people would do that, like macglumpher

[David]

or people that knew the house was empty, and wanted to rob expensive equipment from a Radio 1 DJ.

[Aaron]

true

[MC]

I thought the bit where Jon (as Ozzy) called Pink a young Pat Butcher was funny

[MacGlumpher]

I've never listened to MOYLES. I saw him once on TV though.