[Guest]

Have a word will you...<br>It's getting personal now. I don't mind them taking the piss out of me, but when they start taking the mickey out of my missus, then it has to stop.<br><br>Mr Moderator, moderate.

[Chris]

Moderate? This board? You're joking ..

[Ionic_Storm]

Exactly, I do a good enough job as it is!<br><br>*Looks around and slaps Baza* Silly silly <br><br>*Head grows*

[Eddie]

You can't complain if most of Moylesworld have joined together in a stand against you Jonny because you brought in on yourself. You knew that you were being annoying yet you carried on - what's fair is fair<br><br>Eddie.

[Guest]

yeh but bringing my girlfriend into it is outrageous. The battle is between the board and me.<br>If you continue to use the tag line that you are- I will have no complaints in shutting this board down.<br>It's no loss to me.<br><br>Have a go at me but don't bring my girlfriend into this.<br><br>

[Eddie]

There you go, I've removed the signature. I may be stupid though but I didn't think it had anything to do with your girlfriend. ???<br><br>Eddie<br><br>Now can you stop posting crap

[Guest]

Calling her a whore, is not the best way to persuade me to stop posting. If anything it will spur me on.<br>Maybe you too can be protective of your girlfriend when you finally get one.

[Ionic_Storm]

To be honest I do agree with him on this one.<br><br>It is between us lot and him, nothing else.

[Eddie]

I agree, this is between the board and Hoare....I didn't even really read the signature, I just copied and pasted it. I was not having a go at your girlfriend and as you can see I have removed the signature so don't have a go at me. If you went away though, even if people were abusing your girlfriend then you wouldn't know thus you couldn't be offended! so there's a plan!<br><br>Eddie

[Chris]

Come on everyone. Jonny does post a lot, but it's a bulletin board ... you're supposed to post - that's the idea. I agree that many posts are junk, but lots of people post junk, it's not something specific to Jon.<br><br>Posting races = bad<br>Posting to get a bigger post total = bad<br>Posting *utter* crap = bad<br>Posting lots = dedication<br><br>If it's too much, don't read the topics that have the 'last poster' shown as Jonny Hoare, and just click the 'mark all posts as read' button at the bottom of the main page.<br><br>Leave him alone, eh? <br>

[Eddie]

Yeah Chris, that's fair enough but someone might have posted before Jonny on that topice since you last visited the board, in fact if it's been a day or so they most probably have, so if you skipped all the posts that have "last post by Jonny_hoare" then you might miss loads of stuff that is actually interesting. <br><br>I will leave Jonny alone when he posts sensibly, not just adding reply's to every topic just for the sake of it. he seems to be calming down so we will calm down with the abuse too.<br><br>Thankyou

[Guest]

Christopher Harris, you talk sense. <br>Now maybe we can bring some decorum back to this board.<br>Less of the personal and more of the sordid!

[Ben_Jammin]

for gods sake lets all calm down and have a nice pot of fondu ;D

[Baza]

OY!!!!<br>Don't slap me Martin or I'll....<br><br>erm...<br><br>*Runs away*

[Uglybob]

just space out your posts a bit, its looks very obvious cos every topic is new and a minute difference. which to me seems like you dont even read the post to begin with, and then thats why you come out with mostly rubbish, the fight threads were good and the barrymore joke was good, more of that.

[Ionic_Storm]

Baza! You should feel proud I chose you to slap and no one else.. I mean think of the posibilities......

[the_dr]

Right - time to explain. I came up with both the tagline and avatar(s). Sorry if it caused any offense - it was entirely unintentional. The tagline is actually a parody on the famous Human Zoo catchphrase 'You love Mike's Dickin' - *not* a negative comment about your 'missus'. Sorry if it caused offense, it was supposed to be in good humour.<br><br>Quite a few people find Mr Hoare and some of his actions disagreeable, and this was simply a humourous way of expressing that. It's fun to make fun of the bald headed one, as Stevo will vouch for. Even if people say they would like you off the board, Hoare, they don't - because then who would they take the piss out of? <br><br>Heres the log of the chat session in which I came up with the tagline (to prove it wasn't intended to be slanderous):<br><br>[19:25] <the_dr> oh god - did you see the 'paul daniels in a black hole' thing?<br>[19:25] <stevotrash> Subj: the chatroom <br>[19:25] <stevotrash> Date: 22/10/01 16:16:59 GMT Daylight Time <br>[19:25] <stevotrash> From: MrStevotrash <br>[19:25] <stevotrash> To: mailto:chris.moyles@bbc.co.uk <br>[19:25] <stevotrash> Geordie Scotty has been offering nude pictures of radio 2 personalities to members of the chat room<br>[19:26] <stevotrash> it twas a great programme<br>[19:26] <DavidL> lol<br>[19:26] <the_dr> lol<br>[19:26] <the_dr> you love terry's wogan<br>[19:26] <the_dr> you love steve's wright<br>[19:26] <stevotrash> i threatened scott that i was going to report him to moyles<br>[19:26] <the_dr> you love jonny's hoare<br>[19:27] <stevotrash> then the chat room buissiness started<br>[19:27] <stevotrash> lmao<br>[19:27] <the_dr> you love georgie's scott<br>[19:27] <stevotrash> you love johnny's hoare, so much potential<br>[19:27] <the_dr> yea<br>[19:27] <stevotrash> lets all change are signitures to it<br>[19:27] <the_dr> cheques payable<br>[19:27] <the_dr> k<br>[19:27] <stevotrash> see if we can get every1 to do it<br><br>I will change it if it really offends you, Hoare, but I think it's a funny line

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

after reading all that, i now like every single person on this board i hope there isn't another of these things anytime soon. i think this post falls into the 'utter crap' section

[Ionic_Storm]

Did I cause all of this?? I feel my head growing..