[Helen]

OH MY GODDDD, I was listening to Mark and Lard last week, anyway there was this thing called the Radio 1 Antiques Roadshow right, and there was this man on that found a pound in his garden, and he thought it was worth a lot, but it was only worth a pound !! The funny thing was, there was a guy on the day before and I swear, I do, he sounded exactly the same. Its funny, I dont even know if it was the same guy because the day before he spoke into the microphone too loud and got into trouble, and guess what ?? The next day the guy did it again !! OH MY GODDDD !!! <P>

[Stickyspanner]

Did one of them say "back of the mic a bit"?

[Helen]

Yeah !! OH MY GODDDD, I'll tell you what else right, I heard about this programme called Survivor i did, I missed that because I was in this house in London with some people I had never met before though. The weird thing is I SWEAR someone was watching me. Everyone else was like "Yeah course", but I'm sure I was being watched. My new boyfriend Paul Clarke was in that house too he was, it was well scary.<P>I met that Davina McCall the other week two you know, I was just tellin her how I had always wanted to be on TV, but she just laughed. I dont think I'll ever be famous !! OH MY GODDDDDD !!