Heres the paul daniels one<P><br>----- Original Message ----- <br>From: Paul Daniels <br>To:
mailto:Mark@stevo22.fsnet.co.uk <br>Sent: Saturday, March 17, 2001 10:23 AM<P><br>Dear Mark,<P>Thank you for your message, which I found, like my tricks, hard to believe. Mayby you have sent this message to hundreds of 'celebs' and they are now all emailing you like mad. What a great way to fill radio time!<br>If, on the other hand, it has a smidgeon of truth in there, then I am honoured and I hereby warn all other candidates that I am now thinking of going back to college, just so that I can be the Godfather of the Student's Union. From there I assume it is a very small step to being Prime Minister.<br>Thank you for the honourable mention and to all candidates I would like to say............YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY TO TAKE ON ALL THIS WORK, but Good Luck anyway.<br>Best Wishes,<br>Paul Daniels<P><br>BE AN ANGEL!!! <br>In Theatrical Terms, an 'Angel' is someone who invests money in a show. In this case we are now down to finding another 98 Angels for our next venture. Debbie McGee is creating a NEW Classical Ballet - PHANTOM ~ THE BALLET.<br>YOU can buy a £1,000 share in this show and, once the show has got past its costs, profits from the box office pay back the £1,000 and continue to pay.<br>Because of the high interest factor in Phantom AND the added celebrity status of Debbie, we expect this production to do very well.<br>Send an email NOW for full details.<P>hello Paul, Debbie and family<P>My name is Mark Stephenson and i am a undergraduate studying at the College of St Mark and St John situated in Plymouth. The college will be holding its elections for president and vice president of the student union (MSU) very very soon and the candidates are campaigning like a bunch of Del Boy wannabees. I work on a radio show in the college and although the nominees are good choices, we deceided to hold a poll asking the students which talented celebrity they would like to be president of the student union. It was a one horse race, with your good self romping home with the votes.<P>Paul Daniels 60%<br>Robbie Williams 34%<br>Tony Blair 1%<br>Brittany Spears 1%<br>Other 4%<P>As you can see Paul, the students of The College of St Mark and St John respect your unique comedy style, exciting performances, charisma and have voted you as the ideal president for the student union if we could vote anyone. I realise that your schedule is very busy, but if by any chance you could mail a quick thankyou to the students of the college as well as wishing the running candidates all the best in their quest for authority.<P>thankyou very much for your time,<br>Mark Stephenson<P>
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