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Wiping, what do you do?

Stay sitting, front to back
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75%
Stay sitting, back to front
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17%
Stand up, front to back
No votes
0%
Stand up, back to front
1
8%
I don't bother
No votes
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By riksweeney
#317704
After Chris' discussion with the team about wiping, I was just curious what everyone on here does.
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By Andy B
#317709
viewtopic.php?f=35&t=17023&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=800

I refer the honourable gentleman to my post in this thread.....
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By Sunny So Cal
#317723
Erm, Rik, why are you curious about our hygienic methods? 8O
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By Boboff
#317781
surely if you do back to front you would end up with poo on your balls ?
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By Yudster
#317786
I would hope that when the wiping process is complete, whichever way round it was done, there would be no poo left on the outside of the body anywhere. I would hope. But toilet paper is rubbish, baby wipes do a much better job.
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By Zoot
#317788
boboff wrote:surely if you do back to front you would end up with poo on your balls ?

football in the park, Jumpers for goalposts...