[School Girl----->----Aisha]

Celebrity Tarzan Waz Soo Gdd.... Me And 5 Of My Cousins Yuused Tuu Listen Tuu Itt Wen We Wer Goiinn School.... I Amm Wonderinn If Yuu Can Putt Itt Bcckk Onnn Thee Airrr... .....Luvv Yuur Showw....

Chris Moyless Rockkss And So Does Sean Crapstone- Suicidall....Im Listenin Tuu Itt Ryyt Noww

P.S. Soz Boutt Thee Msn Typinn [Yuused Tuu Itt]] [[Sozz Meanzz Sorry]]

[Chris]

Posted in the 'Have Your Say' section ... it's like throwing her to the wolves, isn't it?

[Vivienne]

Make sure you stay on at school, Aisha.

[MK Chris]

What amuses me is that I thought the point of text speak was to shorten the message, but most of these words are actually elongated as a result of it!

I never thought I'd say this, but maybe Windows FilterKeys would be useful for someone.

[Ballbag]

I like the way she explains the meaning of the word "Sozz" to us all at the end. I was wondering about it.

[Yudster]

Mr Harris, I have never seen this cruel streak before. I think I like it.

[foot-loose]

Posted in the 'Have Your Say' section ... it's like throwing her to the wolves, isn't it?

haha

and you posting that is like taking their muzzles off!

[Zoot]

Can we have a whip round to get her a new keyboard? Hers seemed to be broken...

(Also, Viv - that is the funniest comment I've read from you...)

[Yudster]

It made me laugh too, but I totally agree with it.....

[Vivienne]

(Also, Viv - that is the funniest comment I've read from you...)

why? aren't there many?

[Zoot]

Arghhh!
My Girlfriend does that,
"you look really pretty tonight"
"why, don't I usually?"

Bloody Women.

[Vivienne]

we're just basically insecure but life would not be the same without us, zoots.

[Zoot]

Nope, It would be a damn site easier.

[Vivienne]

Then get rid of the gf.

[Zoot]

I was on about women in general Viv.

[Vivienne]

sorry, zoots.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

When I take my glasses off it looks right.

[MK Chris]

(Also, Viv - that is the funniest comment I've read from you...)

why? aren't there many?

No.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

See Topher thats you giving Demonhorse reason to moan which then gives me the opportunity to... oh carry on.

[Vivienne]

(Also, Viv - that is the funniest comment I've read from you...)

why? aren't there many?

No.

at least I don't have the personality of a wasp.

[MK Chris]

What type of personality do wasps possess?

[Vivienne]

None @ all... that's the point.

[MK Chris]

How do you know? Have you ever attempted to have a conversation with one?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Surely by definition they are Waspish?

[Vivienne]

How do you know? Have you ever attempted to have a conversation with one?

Yes, with you, tophs