[mpb276]

Dave's just been on Jo's show.
The waters have broken and labour has been going on for about 5 hours.

[foot-loose]

"Good morning everyone and welcome to 'Labour Watch' on Radio One"

*insert radio one "labour watch" jingle here*

"Have you ever been in Labour? Do you know someone who is going to be in Labour in the near future? Newsbeat are running a week long special on this one - text us on 81199 and dont forget to start your message with the word 'News'."

"Coming up in the next hour, we play "Stop and Drop" - our new competition to draw attention to the plight of working mothers to be. Remember though, because of the BBCs policy on there being no phone in competitions - its just play at home fun. Also coming up, we have music from Britney with 'Hit me Baby one more time' and Pato Bantan and 'Baby Come Back'. But first up, we go all the way back to 1980 and a classic from David Bowie. Its Scream like a Baby"

[DemonHorse]

Are you sure that isn't a Scott Mills feature Footy?

[foot-loose]

I wouldn't know - I don't hear much of him. Could be though. Or maybe from Moyles back when he encouraged folks to text in a name for a competition and they would come up with the game. I think thats how "Fire At Will" was born.

[S4B]

Do we know if the Baby's arrived yet?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Another little Evertonian can only be a good thing.

[Yudster]

A girl, 7lb 15 oz apparently, Nicole Catherine. Welcome to the world, Nicole.

[MK Chris]

Is that about average weight?

[Zoot]

How may 0zs in a Lb?

[Yudster]

Sixteen ounces to the pound. Fourteen pounds to the stone. You can see why metric is popular in some places.

And yes, its about average weight - slightly above perhaps.

[Behelzebub]

Congrats to Dave and Jane on the birth of Nicole Catherine.

[foot-loose]

absolutly - excellent news!

Well done to all involved!

[lima eel]

Nice one Comedy Dave and Jayne......................................looking forward to an even more grumpier Dave now!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

If I called my kid Nicole her first word better be "Papa".

[MC]

Congrats to Dave and Jayne.

[S4B]

Congratulations to all 3 of them! Should we send something?

[kendra k]

congratulations!

s4b, that could be a good idea but what? i would offer to knit some booties, but i only know how to knit scarves.

[S4B]

hmmm I can't knit at all. We could send them Gaspode & Footy as nursemaids, doesn't cost us anything and they Dave & Jayne may appreciate the help?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You could send them a book on babies and a card saying "please be my friend" written in crayon?

[S4B]

You could send them a book on babies and a card saying "please be my friend" written in crayon?

The first bit's a good plan Gaspode don't understand the second bit tho

[kendra k]

i think he's saying it's sort of pathetic on our part.

why not some everton baby tat?

[S4B]

I guessed it was. Even I wouldn't send Everton stuff for a baby, what might it turn into?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm sure she will already have some.

[S4B]

God I hope not!

[foot-loose]

We could send them Gaspode & Footy as nursemaids, doesn't cost us anything and they Dave & Jayne may appreciate the help?

Wot?

Why us? Of all the people on this board - I think we would be among the worst!