[Adam]

Comedy Dave has just said he's to become a Dad.

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[Console]

Congratulations Dave (not that I'd imagine for a second that Dave would actully read this of course).

[Yudster]

Congratulations Dave and Jayne, and happy birthday for tomorrow Dave (if Gaspode was telling the truth). I want HD TV too.

[Nicola_Red]

I heard someone congratulate him but missed what it was for! I guessed it must be a sprog cos I thought he wouldn't be getting married again...but then having a kid is more of a commitment anyway so that reasoning doesn't really make sense. Anyway, Aled reads so I'm sure he can pass all the congrats on...

[Vivienne]

Congratulations, Dave!! You can call it Tarzan (if a boy), or Tarzana (if a girl).

[mattman]

Congrats to dave

[Walter Sobchak]

Congrats to Dave and his Missus.

[potters11]

Congratulations Dave and Jayne. Aled pass on my thoughts!

[Adam]

Congratulations Dave (not that I'd imagine for a second that Dave would actully read this of course).

Well hopefully Aled will hopefully see this thread, print them off and hand them to Dave.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

or he might have his job to do.

[Adam]

Yes, but its the thought that counts. Does it really take that long to go File > Print > OK ?

[pinkysibbs]

Ah its lovely news!Congratulations to Dave and Jayne.Now the fun really begins!

[GruntMitchell]

Bigs Congrats to Dave and the missus! lol, can't wait till the little sprog arrives and we begin to hear about the couple's experiences

[Nicola_Red]

Now the fun really begins!

so people without kids aren't really having fun? Hmm...

[Yudster]

Hmm indeed.......I think its just a different kind of fun, maybe...?!

[GruntMitchell]

Can you just imagine his face when he has to prep his first ever nappy for the sprog?

[Ballbag]

I wonder if he'll do the honourable thing and prevent the child from being born a bastard.

[Yudster]

How sweetly put, you old fashioned thing you.

[Ballbag]

I speaketh the truth Yudyud.

[Yudster]

I'm not disputing that - I just thought your use of the words "honourable" and "bastard" could possibly be interpreted as both emotive and pejorative, which might not have been what you actually meant. Although for all I know maybe you really do think that people who have babies outside of marriage are uniformly dishonourable and that "bastard" really is an appropriate way to describe the offspring, you never know.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Now the fun really begins!

so people without kids aren't really having fun? Hmm...

i thought the fun was making the babies?

[Mu Mu]

Hi, I am new to this site so please forgive my lack of up to date knowlege but last I heard Dave was married to a girl called Emma, now I hear he is having a baby with a girlfriend called Jane. Someone please fill me in !!!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

He got divorced. he met a new person. they had sex. a baby is now coming.

[Mu Mu]

Ah right so thats how it happens, when did he get divorced ? I remember when he got married when they were on afternoons and Aled wore a red suite NICE .

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my eyes may deceive me but it doesnt look red.