[The Magic Mullet]

1. Peter Andre & Jordan go on the radio, talk about their nanny, jealousy, and other general things nobody cares about. Everyone gets excited.

2. Chris Moyles mentions a karaoke night they went on for 37 shows running and nobody bats an eyelid.

He even managed to get a clip of his own nonsense that nobody cares about into Peter and Jordan's ramble about things nobody cares about.

<starts clip>

CM: "Oh oh, listen, here's Carrie & Dave, Dave doesn't even know the words!!!!...."

<random singing and cat abuse>

<whole studio bursts out laughing>

[funkyseaweed]

Other stations are available, such as Radio 4

I don't personally like Peter and Jordan, but they are funny when Moyles interviews them. Their efforts at getting "trombone" and "caravan" into This Morning were pretty rubbish, but they did it. I find this kind of thing entertaining in the mornings.

As for the karaoke, I don't think Chris overdid it really. It was only mentioned where it was relevant, such as when Chris played Jordan and Peter's version of A Whole New World along with Carrie and Dave's version. I think it was funny.

[The Magic Mullet]

Other stations are available, such as Radio 4

I use the CM show as a clock, I listen to it on the way to work, as long as Moyles is still on i'm ok, as soon as I hear Jo Whiley I know i'm late.

It was only mentioned where it was relevant, such as when Chris played Jordan and Peter's version of A Whole New World along with Carrie and Dave's version. I think it was funny.

If he didn't have a Karaoke clip of one of his own cronies singing 'Whole New World' he would never have mentioned Jordan's version. This was not clever editing, this was ego placement.

[Ballbag]

I use the CM show as a clock, I listen to it on the way to work, as long as Moyles is still on i'm ok, as soon as I hear Jo Whiley I know i'm late.

I use my watch for this purpose, I find it less cumbersome than a radio.

[The Magic Mullet]

Badgers stole my watch.

[Yudster]

If he didn't have a Karaoke clip of one of his own cronies singing 'Whole New World' he would never have mentioned Jordan's version. This was not clever editing, this was ego placement.

Excuse me, but that's bollocks. The only reason they were on there in the first place was to promote the single and the album, what the hell else were they going to talk about?!

[Longview01]

Another hater without a cause

Buy a watch
listen to another station
dont sign up to a fan site to slag off someone
its neither original or smart

[The Magic Mullet]

Who said I was a hater? I'm a paying listener and I have the right to air my views. I listen to Radio 1 in the morning partly because it is very funny at times and partly because it's the only station I can pick up.

I'm an Everton fan and I will be 'til the day I die but I still criticise them to high hell, because that's my right.

You can't chastise someone for having a different opinion to yourself.

[Ballbag]

You can't chastise someone for having a different opinion to yourself.

I'm afraid that's not how some people operate on here I'm afraid Mr Mullet.

There are some who view you as a lesser individual if you "diss" the Moyles (and Man Utd).

Just beware.

[The Magic Mullet]

I have an upturned bowl on my head and a wooden spoon for protection.

[Ballbag]

Good show. I use a colander, a rolling pin and a tea tray for a shield when I delve into the "football season 2006-2007" thread.

[The Magic Mullet]

Oh Christ, I forget to get a cup.

The balls, stay away from the balls!!

I'll have to use my Nan's Charles & Diana Wedding souvenir gravy boat for man protection.

[Ballbag]

I find a thermos flask lid does the trick quite well.

[Longview01]

Another hater without a cause

Buy a watch
listen to another station
dont sign up to a fan site to slag off someone
its neither original or smart

Who said I was a hater? I'm a paying listener and I have the right to air my views. I listen to Radio 1 in the morning partly because it is very funny at times and partly because it's the only station I can pick up.

I'm an Everton fan and I will be 'til the day I die but I still criticise them to high hell, because that's my right.

You can't chastise someone for having a different opinion to yourself.

You turn up and start a hate thread, what else am I surpposed to think.

Try looking through the other threads and then you will see where I was cming from.

[The Magic Mullet]

I had nothing upbeat to start off with.

[Yudster]

Hello Magic Mullet, and welcome. I hope you don't need the wooden spoon too often.

[The Magic Mullet]

Hello Magic Mullet, and welcome. I hope you don't need the wooden spoon too often.

Thanks. I'll keep hold of it, just in case....

[Geonosian]

Hi Magic Mullet, that woke you up did'nt it. You incurred the 'Wrath of the Regulars' ha ha never mind mate.

Anyway the karaoke thing isn't half as annoying as the 'TELL ME WHYYYYYY' karaoke thing he keeps playing. It p**sed me off the first time i heard it months ago and he still played it about 15 times this morning. Please erase this monstrosity of a s**t sample it is not funny its annoying and makes me want to throw the clock radio across the room.

[The Magic Mullet]

Hi Magic Mullet, that woke you up did'nt it. You incurred the 'Wrath of the Regulars' ha ha never mind mate.

Anyway the karaoke thing isn't half as annoying as the 'TELL ME WHYYYYYY' karaoke thing he keeps playing. It p**sed me off the first time i heard it months ago and he still played it about 15 times this morning. Please erase this monstrosity of a s**t sample it is not funny its annoying and makes me want to throw the clock radio across the room.

Whenever you go into a new forum you have to test the water to see what makes up the clientele.

Are they ankle biters?

Are they on average about 14?

Are they devoid of sarcasm?

I'm still making notes.

I must say though, i'm very happy at the lack of txt spk floating around in here. I take it the people who violate our eyes with the infant scrawl of today's youth are dealt with in a swift and violent manner?

[Ballbag]

Yes they are, a quick slap on the back of the thighs, and ordered to write out "the quick sly fox jumps over the lazy brown dog" ten times.

[The Magic Mullet]

Yes they are, a quick slap on the back of the thighs, and ordered to write out "the quick sly fox jumps over the lazy brown dog" ten times.

And if they fail to comply?

Or do they all crack?

[Ballbag]

Naughty step.

[The Magic Mullet]

Naughty step.

I remember being stood facing the naughty wall in Primary School when I was 8, a football smacked me on the back of my head and I got a face full of brick.

[Ballbag]

When I were a lad, the nun's had four stages of naughty punnishment, in order of magnitude.

1) Ruler smack on the back of thighs
2) Ruler smack on the palms of your hands
3) Ruler smack on your knuckles.
4) Ruler smack on the knuckles, with the ruler facing sideways.

I got stage 4) punishment once for putting a fish finger in the hood of David Greenwood's coat......bloody grass.

[The Magic Mullet]

I've always hated that David Greenwood.