[surucipe]

I was driving to work today, same as any other day. Enduring the sound of Chris on his show, same as every morning.(Radio is broken and only plays radio one) When he starts to talk about chrismoyles.net, at first I thought this was another sign of his comedy genius. But was disgusted to learn that this site is real. There are people out there who care enough to create something as ghastly as this. I fell impelled to put my put of view across, even tho the sight of Chris at the top of this page is making me physically sick as I am typing this. I can only hope that the this site is designed as a warming of the horror that is Chris Moyles. Unfortunately my stomach isnt strong enough to investigate this site more. There is no God.

[B1ue]

It is foolish to fear that which you cannot avoid!

[Yudster]

Oh, that's so sad, I'm so sorry! It's bad enough when your car radio is broken and will only receive one station, but when the off swith is broken to, thats truly tragic! You poor thing, you must be devastated.

[surucipe]

so you get the irony of the sig? the point is I can not avoid him, evey day I have to put up with the same voice.... maybe if we all worked together we could get him moved to another time slot, or buy me a new radio

[Ballbag]

Or as Yudster hinted (nice hint by the way) maybe we could work together to convince you that if you're driving to work you have the power to cut the power as it were on your car stereo.

Or perhaps purchase a new one?

Or alternatively continue torturing yourself.

[surucipe]

Oh, that's so sad, I'm so sorry! It's bad enough when your car radio is broken and will only receive one station, but when the off swith is broken to, thats truly tragic! You poor thing, you must be devastated.

It comes on with the ignition, I pull the thing out once and the car didnt start.

[Yudster]

But you clearly don't get the irony of my post. Avoidance is perfectly possible.

But who cares, lets be friends! Welcome, even the Moyles-Phobic can find something to enjoy here! And I actually don't think you're the only one!

[Console]

Have you thought about using volume control then, assuming of course that isn't broken as well.

[Ballbag]

surucipe, do you get your car from the same place that cheez ball got his lap top?

[B1ue]

De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum

...I guess we'll try to organise a whip round then!

[surucipe]

I just thought maybe some of you guys/girls on here could help me combat my irrational fear/hate of Chris.

[Boboff]

Kin ell, Blue be jiggered with your latin, wat sit mean ?

[Yudster]

Why conquer it? Enjoy it! We'll help! We won'tr necessarily share it, but we should celebrate our differences. In public, sometimes!

[surucipe]

De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum

...I guess we'll try to organise a whip round then!

How much do you think it will cost to get him off the air?

[Ballbag]

De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum

= "Can you direct me to the nearest train station please".

[Yudster]

Oooh, how much is eight pints and a kebab these days?

[Console]

Actually, it's something along the lines of 'When there are too evils, pick the smallest'.

[surucipe]

Well I dont think Chris has ever been classes as the smallest

[B1ue]

Actually, it's something along the lines of 'When there are too evils, pick the smallest'.

...almost!

Of two evils, the lesser must always be chosen

[Ballbag]

Actually, it's something along the lines of 'When there are too evils, pick the smallest'.

Like pick Mini-me over Dr Evil?

Makes sense I suppose.

[B1ue]

It'll be cheaper to buy a car radio from Argos than get The Moyles moved to a more convenient time!

[Boboff]

Pint or a fag, the fag then ?
cigarette obviously ..

[surucipe]

I was thinking of just killing myself. No harm in reaching out one last time.

[Console]

Bye then.

[Ballbag]

Now consol, that's not very nice........ especially from a site contributer. At least close the thread once you've said bye.