[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

Iv'e just been on the phone to Dr.Michael Brunet to congratulate him on his 'discovery' of a seven million year old skull in Chad. Well done Mike...er...and..yes well done.(seethe) I am not jealous at all.No.Not a bit. Well actually I should point out that it was me who originally discovered 'Toumai' in 'Chad Valley' in 1986. I was on an excavation with Sir Alan Prick when I found the skull.But I put it back because it, er, was too old. And it was broken. Anyway, I'm flying out to Chad tommorrow just to help out. There are rumours that the pelvis bone of a Wanking macacce has been found under a hedge...a full report later. And, er..once again, well done Mike.

[M+L Fan]

That is interesting; you may know a friend of mine Prof. Wolfgang Gangbanger from the university of Salzburg. He travelled to the lush rainforests of west and central Africa; whilst in Gabon he financed his trip by selling his body to the local pygmy M'Gaybo tribe. One day he was receiving a hammering from a local tribesman and looked down to find 2 fossilised sets of human bones - one appeared to be the head of a female joined to what appeared to be a penis bone of a male. He considered this to be a significant discovery and named it Diccus erectus. Unfortunately he could not bring back the bones as he had an urgent appointment with the clinic in Libreville. Thus the great missing link debate rages on...