[bumheed7]

Why is Carrie so shite at this.

All she does is go through the Chelsea and England squad.

She should be banned from playing!

[Console]

All she does is go through the Chelsea and England squad.

What's wrong with having a system?

She should be banned from playing!

Why?

[bumheed7]

Because the rest mix it up and just say completely random names that make you laugh.

Nick Barmby for example with dom today.

When it's Carrie's go it's like 'Hmmm, is it going to be Frank Lampard or John Terry this time round'.

BORING!

[dangle78]

boring....she is a women though and to be fair 99% of women are dullards. What makes me laugh is that women say 'sense of humour' is one of the most important things they want in a man, yet fe no the difference between comedy and victoria wood

[Mafro]

I'm not being sexist, but I can't think of a single female comedian that actually makes me laugh. They all sound the same and their jokes always revolve around their periods or how men are crap.

[Betti911]

Its because subconsciously you feel threatened by funny women. Many men like to make all the jokes themselves.

[dangle78]

What tripe, for me humour is the sexiest thing, but you ive only ever met a handful of very funny women. Most of the time woment down do humour as they just flash their eyelids and the guy fall for her. Why if women are funny, are 99% of all funny stand ups men, comedy writers men, comedy actors men.....yet the victoria wood is all you can offer and she wrote dinner ladies

[bumheed7]

I'm not being sexist, but I can't think of a single female comedian that actually makes me laugh. They all sound the same and their jokes always revolve around their periods or how men are crap.

Thats not sexist, its blatant fact.

If you had to name your top 50 stand ups, chances are, theyd aw be men!

[Dr. Nick]

Well.. off the top of my head, I've had a good laugh at these people.. some at the Edinburgh Fringe..

Victoria Wood
Pam Ayers
Jennifer Saunders
Dawn French
Nina Conti
Your Mum
Linda Smith
Morwenna Banks
Sandi Toksvig (sp.?)
Caroline Quentin
Hattie Hayridge
Julie Walters
Jessica Stevenson
Joanna Lumley (phwoar)

Can't comment on any other people. Personally I find Sandy Toksvig hilarious.. her imagination and sense of humour is amazing.

[gbm]

Thats a good list well done

[RussT]

Joanna Lumley is phwoar indeed, I thought I was alone!

[bumheed7]

I'll give you Caroline Quentin, but Sandi Toksvig? You are joking right.

Thank God you didnt put Jo 'Look at me, I'm fat and that's my only joke' Brand down!

[Sidders]

I have a thing for Lisa Tarbuck.

[Dimon Trowel]

I have a thing for Lisa Tarbuck.

You really do need to get out more.

[Nicola_Red]

Most of the time woment down do humour as they just flash their eyelids and the guy fall for her.

Well if you men are stupid enough to fall for that (and I think you mean flash their eyes, or perhaps flutter their eyelashes? nothing much sexy about my eyelids, even in a great eyeshadow), then more fool you. It's hardly our fault you're easy prey.

[dangle78]

Dr Nick.....your post speaks volumes........ you've listed women that are meant to be funny yet none are. The fact You have VW there, says it all.

[derekacorahsdad]

i agree on joanna lumley did you guys know she was in a porno

[Walter Sobchak]

[Dr. Nick]

Thank God you didnt put Jo 'Look at me, I'm fat and that's my only joke' Brand down!

Oh God, no... I find her dreadfully unfunny.. and not because she 'challenges my masculinity' or any post-feminist cack like that.. it's just that I find her painfully ugly, and incredibly dull.

The fact You have VW there, says it all.

Well, I'll agree that she's passed her prime, but there was a time when she was incredibly good.. Some of the songs she composed ('Let's do it' for example), were genius. Like I said, they are women who I've found funny "at some point"... By your criterion Linda Smith shouldn't be on the list because she's not funny any more... well.. there's a good reason for that :-/

[Sweetzombie]

boring....she is a women though and to be fair 99% of women are dullards. What makes me laugh is that women say 'sense of humour' is one of the most important things they want in a man, yet fe no the difference between comedy and victoria wood

erm....are you gay?

I agree...most women have no humour although I know one woman who did an impression of someone crapping in their pants and it was pant wettingly funny but I'm easily amused...I once laughed and pointed for hours at a kid who fell off his bike, until he said "mummy, my head hurts"...I love a good laugh.

[Sweetzombie]

I'll give you Caroline Quentin, but Sandi Toksvig? You are joking right.

Thank God you didnt put Jo 'Look at me, I'm fat and that's my only joke' Brand down!

Sandi Toksvig?....the one with no neck?....she's hilarious...unintentionally i admit but my god...listen to the voice people!...

Women dont do funny...women do cooking.....dammit woman! get back in that kitchen!...I wanna see my reflection in those underpants!

[jameseuk]

she is really bad at this,sometimes I think she does it on purpose,I bought the Dick & Dom double cd album for £2.97 in Woolworths its great!

[Boboff]

I think Jo Whiley should get on the list after her hilarious sketch with RG today, the rip roaringly funny clip of the "fake" orgasm literally had me in stitches ( is it just me or does that clip arose you a bit, and you know it's wrong, rather like seing the pink porker drolling from a Shire Horse ?)