The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Yudster
#296082
I can do both.
By Ballbag
#296084
Leather utensils? What like ladels, spatulas and sieves? Crikey, the gay scene's a lot different than I thought.
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By foot-loose
#296089
Bag for balls wrote:Leather utensils? What like ladels, spatulas and sieves? Crikey, the gay scene's a lot different than I thought.

this is what I was thinking as I typed it. It made me laugh, although I didn't completly understand it, so I left it.

Leather utensils. Now available at your local Homebase.
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By Yudster
#296091
Crikey, Homebase must have had a change of management........
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By Yudster
#296096
Viv 113 wrote:I'm the new manageress :-)


Excellent!
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By Zoot
#296113
I think this thread must HAVE passed me by so I've jusrt read it all from page 1 - I really am sitting here giggling my arse off!

Yuddy - I think I love you...

Oh, and if you want rude lyrics check out a song by Liz Phair called HWC and find out what that abbreviation means.
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By Ballbag
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Zoot wrote:I think this thread must of passed me by



Oh zoot man, how could you.

viewtopic.php?f=28&t=17198&p=295591&hilit=english#p295588
Last edited by Ballbag on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By MK Chris
#296120
Zoot wrote:I think this thread must of passed me by so I've jusrt read it all from page 1 - I really am sitting here giggling my arse off!

Agreed, this is a hilarious thread.

Zoot wrote:Oh, and if you want rude lyrics check out a song by Liz Phair called HWC and find out what that abbreviation means.

Also rude band names (which you must all know about anyway) but 10cc.
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By Zoot
#296123
Bag for balls wrote:
Zoot wrote:I think this thread must of passed me by



Oh zoot man, how could you.

viewtopic.php?f=28&t=17198&p=295591&hilit=english#p295588


Oh for gods...

Sorry Mr Baggy, It won't happen again....

Viv 113 wrote:why not just say what the abbreviation means?


Same reason you wouldn't post the Umbrella meaning at first, Viv.
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By MK Chris
#296126
Viv 113 wrote:what does 10cc stand for tophs?

10cc are named due to 10cc being the approximate measurement of semen that a male ejaculates. I'm surprised you don't know that, you're an old bird.

Also, HWC is hot white *.
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By Vivienne
#296130
Please don't call me an "old bird", tophs. enough of the insults today, cheeky monkey!! :-) Anyhow, you look like a demented squirrel :-)
By Ballbag
#296132
Ladies and Gentlemen, the post of the day goes to Viv...



Viv 113 wrote:tophs......... you look like a demented squirrel :-)
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By DemonHorse
#296134
I'm just glad Viv didn't quote Hung Up for Madonna double-entendre songs... that WOULD fit it with Foot's leather utensils.
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By MK Chris
#296136
charlalottie wrote:Well there speaks the fountain of knowledge.

It's funny the snippets of information you pick up. I looked up HWC though.

charlalottie wrote:And you thought my attempts at insulting you were bad Toph.

They were bad. This was worse!
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By Yudster
#296139
Topher wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:what does 10cc stand for tophs?

10cc are named due to 10cc being the approximate measurement of semen that a male ejaculates. I'm surprised you don't know that, you're an old bird.

Also, HWC is hot white *.


When I first left school I worked in our local hospital in the pathology department, where I ultimately qualified as a medical haematologist. On my way to that, I had to spend time working in all the different departments, and during my time in the Microbiology lab, one of the things we did was sperm counts. Poor little blokes used to creep into reception with their request forms, get handed a 100ml beaker with a lid, and disappear off to the loo (barbaric!), returning a few - or sometimes more - minutes later with their offering nestled in the bottom of the beaker. Colchester is a garrison town, and one day a squaddie from the Parachute Regiment (2Para I think)came in with a sperm count request form. He was given his beaker, disappeared - and a couple of hours later someone realised that he hadn't reappeared. No one worried too much, he wouldn't have been the first to have run away after all - but a further hour or so later, he staggered back to reception with his little beaker three quarters full, and said "I'm ever so sorry, I've tried my best but I'm never going to fill it".

We gave him a cup of tea and a biscuit. Honestly, it was all he was going to manage.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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foot-loose wrote:
I said, hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two ?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie

Do you play with the girls, play with the boys ?
Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys ?
We can talk, we can sing
I'll be the queen and you'll be the king
Hey boy in your tree
Throw down your ladder make a room for me
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie


wooohooooooooooooooo *boogies*
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By ladbroke
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Poor little blokes used to creep into reception with their request forms, get handed a 100ml beaker with a lid, and disappear off to the loo (barbaric!)


This still happens.............! Well it did 7 years ago, and I'm glad to report my swimmers were er.... swimming! Well my sons 5 so they definately are! It's when someone comes (no pun intended) into to the toilet it put you off in the cubicle........ Then the humiliation of standing in the queue to hand it in, along with the people and their blood samples :) A 5cc moment if ever there was one!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Someone told me the 10cc name reason the other day but its listed both as a myth on some sites and the truth on others.
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By MK Chris
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Actually, it's listed on Snopes as false, but then it also says that Jonathan King came up with it in a dream, so I guess it could still be true.